Hello Darlings!
Fabula diBeaumarchais - 24th Julne 2002
This is The First Lady Of Cork here, reporting from a secret Sunday’s Well location on life, love and the state of the city in General.

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  This is The First Lady Of Cork here, reporting from a secret Sunday’s Well location on life, love and the state of the city in General. The proprietors of the wonderful website have asked me to keep a journal, and in my quest for Worldwide Domination (I’ve already conquered Waterford and most of what used to be Yugoslavia) I have agreed. Aren’t I just lovely?! So! For my first diatribe, I thought I would remark on the current Refugee situation, until my lovely manservant Poonam advised me that this would be somewhat incendiary and I may be taken up the wrong way. Wouldn’t be the first time. And anyway, Dears, it’s like I explained to that lovely man from the United Nations, those Romanians were merely volunteering to asbestos my chimney. It’s not my fault they were chained together. So instead I thought I would pass comment (As I am so often wont to do) on the state of my lovely week. Monday! I loathe Mondays. My husbands all died on a Monday. (I wasn’t there, Darlings, and I have absolutely no idea who poisoned all of their breakfasts at the same time.) My children get their allowance and their hour of my time on a Monday. They’re not mine, you understand, I adopted them during the baby boom of the early eighties. Well, that’s not exactly true. For “adopted” read “bought from poor people and had de-loused” and for “baby boom of the early eighties” read “Lull in my career when I thought Motherhood was the In Thing”. Anyway, I find them all very draining. Honestly, I kept both of them in small boxes for three years to keep them little but they still insisted on growing. Still, Poonam has both of them nearly toilet trained now, which is a plus. Darlings, that’s about all from The Lady for the moment. I have to pay Lady Marmalade’s bail, dontcha know. I will see you all soon, somewhere in Big Pink Cyberspace. Lovings! F DiB XXXXXXX "Honey, If I Were Quiet, I'd Be Quiet".
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