The first time

[Proud Mary 1980]

This could be a very interesting topic.
The first time I walk, it was the 17th of March 1990, I was in Budapest after being on traps, I was 9, I took 23 steps, that was my first time walking alone.

[odyssey_scot]

apparently I was pretty old when I walked (dunno what age tho), that I never learn to crawl, and that I didnt say a word for years, then all of a sudden talked in sentences..

other first times...hmmmm..
first time in a gay pub, october 2001. scared the bejaysus outta me, cos had been humming and haaing for years about what I'd do.

[nutty tart]

First time I walked I was 9 months old, gave my mother such a fright she dropped a kettle of hot water on me, didn't walk again till i was 2...
First time I had sex I was 16...
First time I made love I was the 24th of november, 2001, the day I met my one and only...

[Slayer]

First time in a gay bar....

Last night.... great laugh.

[odyssey_scot]

Originally posted by Slayer
First time in a gay bar....

Last night.... great laugh.
really?!
wow, tell me all...
*can't believe lil Slayer was in a gay bar*

[lil mizz pyx]

It was San what dunnit! Corrupting our poor innocent lil baby..

[Slayer]

i know.

i'm going to shave my head and get tattoos and body piercings and everything.

And I'm going to run off with some las vegas stripper or something.

Went to Loafers and Taboo.

Just a quiet drink...

It was nice, although I nearly dropped dead at the size of Taboo. You couldn't swing a cat in it.

And of course, the fag hags were hilarious.

[lil mizz pyx]

noo! They're not hilarius, they're EVIL! Evil, I tell you!

[odyssey_scot]

grrrrrr the fag hags there SOOO do not like us lesbians..
I was in a gay pub the other day and could hear these women in the bathroom saying "and then he said he was gay....what a waste thats he gay"
dont know whether they thought about the fact that they were in a QUEER pub

[lil mizz pyx]

yup. If they want straight boys... there's a million and one pubs just for them..

[nutty tart]

Maybe it's a challenge for them, like. you know, 'let's see who straightens the bent guy'? Sad, I tells, ye. Did they ever think there might be BISEXUAL guys in a gay bar too?? Maybe we should tell them...
*snigger*

[odyssey_scot]

dont encourage them...

[Proud Mary 1980]

The first time I went into a gay bar was November 2000, into Loafers, scary didn't venture into another gay bar untill November 2001, Taboo, my gay cheers.

[Slayer]

Loafers isn't scary. Loafers is very nice.

[odyssey_scot]

zactly Slayer-One...
here here..
*me loves Loafers*

[Proud Mary 1980]

Back in 2000 it was very scary

[odyssey_scot]

lol. twas very scary for me the first time, which was 2001.
maybe in 2003 its different?

[lil mizz pyx]

I lurfs Loafers.
I don't think it's scary at all.. Although on the other hand, anywhere's scary when yer a lil queerlet and it's the biggest thing ever and Everyone's Gonna Know, and ya just KNOW they're all gonna be staring at you and and and..

[Proud Mary 1980]

I'm on about the old ickle loafers with the big butch lesbians at the bar

[Slayer]

you know, i actually thought i'd be worried that people knew me, but whne it came down to it i couldn't give a flying fuck.

[odyssey_scot]

did you meet anyone else (apart from the two ya mentioned on Linc) that was from gaycork or Linc?
The Lincers have been wondering what ya look like for years..

I swear I've never been more proud of anyone...I even told me gf about how Slayer had gone into a gay pub

[amnesiac]

Hehe, to think over the course of the next fopur weeks I'm gonna meet Slayer, pyx and od in the flesh. I'm gettign all nervous!

[lil mizz pyx]

*waves*
I've met Slayer a bunch of times. We're like, so close, we're like THAT. Right girlie?


And wait a sec.. is od gonna ba back in Cork? Cuz girl, I've gotta meet ya if you are. In the kind of way where you say hello..

[Proud Mary 1980]

I JUST WANT TO SAY THIS PRIDE IS GONNA ROCK

[odyssey_scot]

Originally posted by lil mizz pyx
*waves*
I've met Slayer a bunch of times. We're like, so close, we're like THAT. Right girlie?


And wait a sec.. is od gonna ba back in Cork? Cuz girl, I've gotta meet ya if you are. In the kind of way where you say hello..
Amnesiac is gonnae be over here at some stage I think, so thats why he said that. But as for me I'm back around the 8th-ish of August to the 13th but don't know when I'll be in town or for how long, etc (I call my house Alcatraz, its exceptionally difficult to get away from my Facist-dictator...oops I mean Mother)..
Though when I do know I'll definitely let ya know, cos twud be great to meet ye.

[Slayer]

YES!! You have to!!


We didn't meet anyone from linc.




I'm going to meet you all soon!!


And you'll see what they all mean when they say I'm gorgeous!!

Hee hee hee.

And amnesiac, dont' be nervous, i don't bite... that hard.

[nutty tart]

Gawd, was in Cork today, the streets were PACKED full of queer folk, ain't it just soo cool? Wanted to check out the bars and stuff but the other half didn't want to coz me mudder was with us. I suppose she had a point. And you know the little shop that sells all the mad gadgets in french church street? I think it's called Diversity? Never noticed it before, but anyway, is the woman who owns it a lesbian? Gaydar started screaming at me, just curious. Must return there and clean the place out when about on a retail therapy day. Anyway, let me know how pride is folks, going mad I'll miss it.

[Missy_Pinky]

the woman who owns diversity is gay,and the shop in oliver plunket st. with mad gadget thingys is owned by a lesbian cppl too,cool or what!

[Slayer]

diversity?

The shop on french church street with the gadgets is merchandise, there's a clothes shop called Diversion alright(it's a regular haunt of mine).

And yeah, i think the woman who owns that is gay.

[KTS]

Originally posted by lil mizz pyx
noo! They're not hilarius, they're EVIL! Evil, I tell you!

I've said it B4 and I'll say it again, EVERYONE should read "Fag Hag" by Robert Rodi. It gives a darker perspective to the whole topic, and manages to make you split your sides laughing while genuinely scaring you.

I don't have a problem with fags hags, per se; I have lots of straight female friends. But what really annoys me, is that some of them (the fag hags) simply hang out with gay men just because they're gay, not to be friends with the person himself. It's creepy.
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[lil mizz pyx]

Originally posted by Killing the Shadows

I don't have a problem with fags hags, per se; I have lots of straight female friends. But what really annoys me, is that some of them (the fag hags) simply hang out with gay men just because they're gay, not to be friends with the person himself. It's creepy.


Well exactly. I mean, straight girls who are friends with gayboys aren't necessarily fag hags.. I mean they're cool, have no problems with then. Normally when I'm on about faghags it's the creepy, just-in-it-cuz-gay-guys-are-supposed-to-be-trendy kind. They aren't nice people.

[odyssey_scot]

aye. thats what I mean too. I know a zillion fag hags who are brilliant, but theres a lot of idiots out there too, who are giving faghags a bad name.

As for Diversity, was in there one day,and was like Oh...dykes...
lol, good to know that I was right..

Isnt there a place on Oliver Plunkett St. too? I swear they're dykes as well ya know...

[KTS]

Well personally speaking I am a dyke hag (-

[Proud Mary 1980]

The first time I met Solice I was looking for popcorn. First time I met Admin was in Taboo and just for the record he was in there first!

[nutty tart]

And the first time I met any of you guys was probably never! OOOH, another shop with gadgets on ollyplunk? must also visit that IF I ever get to go home for a bit. Chronic workitis setting in. As for the faghags 'tis true there's good and bad there as with lots of groups, but what do you call the guys that hang with the dykes??? muffbatchelors? And how is everyone, anyways?

[tweena]

Hi,Just wanted to say hi to all,am bran new to this and hope that u will all be gentle..... [I]

[odyssey_scot]

hiya tweena!

[Slayer]

Gentle?

Us?

Hmm... that would be a first.

lol

BUT WELCOME!

[nutty tart]

Hiya Tweena

[Proud Mary 1980]

Of course we are gentle. The first time I heard Corrie are supposed to be poachiong EastEnders Shane Richie was Tonight on 96fm

[Proud Mary 1980]

The first time I played Christmas songs for this year was last Thursday and the first time I heard a Christmas song this year was in A-Wear in Dublin on Friday the 21st of Novemeber this year.

[NuMarvel]

First word or step - When I was a baby I imagine....

First kiss- 14 years old. Turns out she bisexual now...

First time in a gay club - January 2000. Slipped and broke my the following day. I knew God was telling me something so I never wore that outfit again.

First car - February last year. I love my car....

First time I nearly got a heart atack - Getting insurance quotes for said car.

First time i went to hospital (as a visitor) - when my older brother fell off a wall and broke both his arms. Was also the first time I saw him cry so my world kinda changed then.

First time I was in hospital as a patient (besides casualty) - Not yet and planning on keeping it that way.

First time I met Slayer - Last Saturday night. Who loves ya baby??

First Job - Stock lad in an electrical shop. Worked one afternoon and never went back. Owner worked me to the bone and then told me what i would be paid. Pittance would have been a pay rise!

[joeohara]

god bless lesbians and booooo to the fag hags who ruin everything

[joeohara]

i've never met anyone off here probably cause i dont know any of u

[solice]

u probably have, you just dont know it.

[northsider]

I don't know anyone here either but i think i've guessed who a few are.

[Proud Mary 1980]

The first time I got a 2,2 in college was the 2nd/12/2003

[solice]

the first time i felt like i belonged anywhere outside my family was at a yfg meeting last year (no lets not start the slagging). i stood up and i talked, people listened to me for the first time ever. i liked it. i was really shy and timid, they helped me out of that and now i can speak to anybody about anything.

[damien]

The first time I passed my driving test was 03/12/03

[Bootyzilla]

The first time I used the expression 'Penis-Nosed CuntFucker' was watching last week's (30/11/03) edition of 'House of Love' and some common people got kicked off the show.

[joeohara]

the 1st time i realised that eating hot mayonaise was a bad idea was yesterday when i spent the whole day on the bog

[Proud Mary 1980]

The first time I found a true friend was 2 years ago

[Rec]

Ok lets throw a few out there

The first time I kissed a boy was when I was 13

The first time I kissed a girl was when I was 14
The first time I came out was when I was 14

The first time I was in a gay bar was when I was 16

The first and last time I did drag was when I was 17

The first and last time I failed a college exam was November 2000 when I got 44% for electron microscopy and the passing grade was 45%!!
Grrr! mutter mutter!
Squishies [)]
Rec

[solice]

the first time i won anything was.................................
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i have never won anything [(]

[Rec]

The first time I won a prize draw was in a seven-up promo for nintendo game watches you were able to play zelda on my watch.

it broke

[Slayer]

The first time I was in the George in Dublin was last Saturday.

[damien]

You could have told me baby ! I was up in Dub too. Tease was on that night too in the TBMC

[Alistair K]

First time I kissed a girl ... never have, never will.

First time I kissed a boy ... soon I hope.

First time in a gay bar ... in another year and a half, when I'm old enough

[joeohara]

lesbians god bless you each an every one