Gaycork.com Prize Time!!

[admin]

GAYCORK.COM PRIZE TIME

PRIZE = €30 VOUCHER FROM A CORK SHOP OF YOUR CHOICE

We are looking for suggestions to replace our current user title ranking system:-


0 - Fresh Chicken
10 - New In Town
50 - On The Market
100 - Sleeping up the Ladder
250 - Around The Block And Back
500 - Absolutely Flawless
1000 - Diva
2000 - Nothing Better To Do


To enter use the same ranking point system as above with your own titles and then simply reply to this post or pm me.
(you may add also more ranks)

Rules:-

Must be a member of this forum
Only one entry per user


Closing date: 31st August 2004.

[redbulljunkie]

Would it be better to PM suggestions maybe so that people don't simply post derivatives of previous posts?

[admin]

hmm if you prefer u can pm OR post - you decide

[Bootyzilla]

0 - Contract Player
10 - Extra
50 - Bit Part
100 - Casting Couch
250 - Starlet
500 - Sex Symbol
1000 - Household Name
2000 - Joan Crawford

[Popeye]

0 - Curious
10 - Experimental
50 - Active
100 - Experienced
250 - Easy
500 - Desperate
1000 - Slut
2000 - Slapper

[Menorah]

Ok, this will probably be thought of as a dumb question, but who, pray tell, is Joan Crawford?

[bo_selecta]

Oh dear God. Prepare to feel the wrath of Booty with a question like that!

[Bootyzilla]

Ok, this will probably be thought of as a dumb question, but who, pray tell, is Joan Crawford?

http://www.marcellas-montages.com/scrapbook2/images/montages/celebrities/joan_crawford.jpg
Okay, so you know the pretend-Divas like Britney and Mariah and Jennifer and Cameron?

I want you to relax, take a deep breath, and hold the image of all of those women in your head for a second.

Now, take everything good about them (it won't take long, I promise) and add a very important ingredient: Talent.

Add to this a Personality and Lovely Hats, and you're somewhat closer to imagining The Joan.

Now, take all the famous Queens throughout History - Cleopatra, Dido, Elizabeth 1, Patricia Routledge - and extract from that the will and temperament necessary to comand respect. Add it to the previous concoction.

And now, remember the feeling you have when you get kicked in the groin, or how bad you felt the first time you made a small child cry? Imagine that emotion, rolling in addictive waves, from the masculine, ermine-swathed shoulders of the Doyenne.

And there you have it. Joan Crawford.

And if you ever ask such a question again I'll find out where you live and light your hair on fire.

Amen.

[admin]

and now back to the competition! ....

[Bootyzilla]

Apologies, Darling, but you know how I get :P

[Tom RED]

Im going to have to try reclaim my Ranking name trophy. Ill be back!!

[redbulljunkie]

Here are my (rough draft) suggestions, can be modified if you so wish:

0 - Window Shopping
10 - Debutante
50 - Queen of the scene
100 - Belle of the ball
250 - Prima Donna
500 - Forever Hungover
1000 - Working the scene
2000 - Addict

[chatelaine]

0 - Lisa Scott Lee
10 - Sophie Ellis Bextor
50 - Britney Spears
100 - Christina Aguilera
250 - Tina turner
500 - Kylie
1000 - Madonna
2000 - Cher

[Tom RED]

decided to PM mine taking RBJ's advice

[Popeye]

0 - Todd Grimshaw
10 - Stephen Gately
50 - Brian Dowling
100 - Will Young
250 - Graham Norton
500 - George Michael
1000 - Elton John
2000 - Boy George

[Popeye]

Ooops sorry only read now that there can only be one entry per person, sorry bout that!! Just forget me altogether!!

[Bootyzilla]

0 - Todd Grimshaw
10 - Stephen Gately
50 - Brian Dowling
100 - Will Young
250 - Graham Norton
500 - George Michael
1000 - Elton John
2000 - Boy George

LMAO... but what about the Lay-Deez? :confused:

[Slayer]

pfft booty, didn't you know lesbians don't exist? :p

[Bootyzilla]

Yes they do! But we see them not, for they hide 'neath the Weave...

[Slayer]

*glare of doom*

[Popeye]

I was going to do the ladies version but i was struggling with famous lesbians, i can only think of a few: Ellen, Rosie O Donnell, Anne Heche....if anybody wants to do the female version of mine work away, i wont be BITTER!!!

[odyssey_scot]

well, the lesbian version could be done using the characters from the L word, i suppose...
but i'm too lazy to type that out..

[Bootyzilla]

*glare of doom*

Reflects Glare Of Doom with *Self-Righteousness Of IrishMammy*

So what other famous lesbians are there then? (And not fucking Ellen or Rosie, I mean women who are famous for their talent, not their gobs).

There's Emma O' Donoghue, there's Tallulah Bankhead, Patricia Routledge, Amanda Barrie, Portia De Rossi, PJ Harvey, Martina Navravrtatrvvartavlova... (I can't spell it, and besides, I hate Badminton...).

Although perhaps a ranking system that does not have a gender-specific theme is in order? And before anyone types anything else, "Disco Queen" is very clearly a male rank. So there.

[Popeye]

Id post again but im already in the dog house by having 2 entries!

[bo_selecta]

There's Emma O' Donoghue, there's Tallulah Bankhead, Patricia Routledge, Amanda Barrie, Portia De Rossi, PJ Harvey, Martina Navravrtatrvvartavlova... (I can't spell it, and besides, I hate Badminton...).
.

Martina Navratilova.

You could also add: kd Lang...Melissa Etheridge...Anna Nolan...Rhona Cameron...Joan armatrading...Sue Perkins...Sandy Toksvig...Pam St. Clement...Janis Ian...Billie Jean King...Sarah Ponsonby...Edith Somerville...

and so on....

[LittleTimmy]

Patricia Routledge

No way! I'd never have thought it. This is going to be quiet a shock to my mom!

[Bootyzilla]

No way! I'd never have thought it. This is going to be quiet a shock to my mom!

The partner for some twenty years of... ...Pam St. Clement, hideous common Pat Butcher off 'Enders.

So now :-)

[LittleTimmy]

The partner for some twenty years of... ...Pam St. Clement, hideous common Pat Butcher off 'Enders.

Jesus! Is no one safe from all the gayness!

[amnesiac]

0 - GayCork Virgin

10 - New to GayCork
50 - as seen on GayCork
100 - recommended by GayCork

250 - of GayCork
500 - of GayCork fame
1000 - GayCork Star
2000 - GayCork Idol

[amnesiac]

The partner for some twenty years of... ...Pam St. Clement, hideous common Pat Butcher off 'Enders.

So now :-)
I never, ever knew.

It's quite a shock.

[amnesiac]

0 - GayCork Virgin

10 - New to GayCork
50 - as seen on GayCork
100 - recommended by GayCork

250 - of GayCork
500 - of GayCork fame
1000 - GayCork Star
2000 - GayCork Idol

That's my entry.

[Bootyzilla]

I never, ever knew.

It's quite a shock.

I know! I read it in Free magazine a few months ago, nothing more than a casual insert... not that I think that Hyacinth's lesbianism ought to be screeched publically or anything like that, it's none of my business... but you'd think the Brit-Tabs would have picked up on it at this stage?

Mind you, if I were married to a man like Richard then I'd probably give up Willy as well.

*he has danced into the danger zone where the dancer becomes the dance*

[admin]

Competition closed - winner will be annonced on monday...

[amnesiac]

So who won???

I liked Medúlla's best!

[amnesiac]

I sense a conspiracy!

[:-O ]

[jc]

twas all a fix!

[admin]

Soory to say, but no Fix at all.[:-D]

I just didn't pick a winner!

Will now add it instead to a list of Christmas prizes [B-)]

[amnesiac]

Soory to say, but no Fix at all.[:-D]

I just didn't pick a winner!

Will now add it instead to a list of Christmas prizes [B-)]

How rude! Especailly after users like Medúlla went to such efforts to come up with such great entries!

[:-D] [:-|] [:-D]

[redbulljunkie]

In case noone's figured out by now, Medúlla and Amnesiac are the same person.

[LeBaron]

I feckin knew it......
And I suspect Bush and Kerry are the same person also !

[apollo]

So what other famous lesbians are there then? (And not fucking Ellen or Rosie, I mean women who are famous for their talent, not their gobs).

There's Emma O' Donoghue, there's Tallulah Bankhead, Patricia Routledge, Amanda Barrie....

Amanda Barrie is a lesbian? Alma from Corrie! OMG I never knew! [:-O ]