Kinda quiet round here...

[Slayer]

So I said I'd set things aflame and be the first poster in the Gay Cork lesbian forum!!!!!!

My name's Slayer, and I'm 16, and I'm a lesbian!!!

So, please tell me that there are other people around here!!!

[lil mizz pyx]

tehe. Fancy seeing you here missy?

[Slayer]

See, the place is still quiet and very empty. After all my efforts!!!

[irishaddiction]

Hi ya Slayer.....I didn't want to see your efforts go to waste...so i just dropped by to say HI .....I agree with ya though...it is kinda quite around here....it seems like loads of ppl read the topics....but no-one replies.....are we that shy in CORK....lol...

[Slayer]

Yeah, Cork people are SHY!!!


Ha, yeah right...

"I mean, when God's telling you to kill, it seems snotty not to..."

[Slayer]

So,anyone know how we can liven this place up a bit?
[excited]




"I mean, when God's telling you to kill, it seems snotty not to..."

[admin]

girls - we would be lost with out you!!!

hugs from admin! [D]

[Slayer]

Aw shucks, Admin, I hope you're not being sarcastic...

"I mean, when God's telling you to kill, it seems snotty not to..."

[Slayer]

Right, so it looks like this thread is needed.

Yet again.

Come on girls. POST!

Damn it. We can't leave the boys win!

Think of us as Girls Aloud.
It's the Christmas no 1 race all over again.

Where have all the lesbians gone?

HELLO?! HELLO?!

Have you all flown to Iraq as human shields or what?

WAKE UP!

I'm getting cranky.

"She says she still sings." -Cassie BtVS

[sphynx]

hi,im new to the bord &was wondering why there are so little postings? You all seem really friendly though.[o)]

[teabag]

just to add to this topic, i'm gonna introduce myself properly.

i'm teabag, i'm 18, a (shock horror) lesbian, i'm involved with the ucclgb society and am a fanatical poster on the q-board which can be found on www.ucc.ie/lgbsoc

(seeing as amnesiac plugs gaycork on the q-board, i'm gonna do the same here) )

[Slayer]

Hi, I'm slayer, I'm 17, and also (shock horror) a lesbian.

I'm a poster on www.linc.ie which out friends here at GC advertise, so come join the fun Teabag!

I don't know why it's always so quiet around here, it just empties so quickly sometimes!

[sphynx]

mehahah, teabag is not the youngest dyke in cork im soo telling the qbord!!

[lil mizz pyx]

oooh, well if it's a general intro thing then...

I'm Pyx, I'm 20 (so damn old damnit), and I'm (**shock horror**) a real live bi girly. Who is wannabe geeky and spends too much time thinking about hte scooby gang and too little time thinking about real life.
Thankee.
And, since everyone else is advertising their favourite sites, well I spend way to omuch time at www.technodyke.com. Which is (one of) the bestestest site in the whole world.

[Slayer]

Pyx, when the hell did you turn 20?!!

God, that's sooooo ooooolllllddddd!!!

[nutty tart]

i wonder is anyone home???

[nutty tart]

at 23 i feel like a geriatric
must trade car in for zimmer frame

[lil mizz pyx]

quoteOriginally posted by Slayer
Pyx, when the hell did you turn 20?!!

God, that's sooooo ooooolllllddddd!!!


*ahem*
*coff*
Like before christmas ya pooface *thwap*
Hmph. And I thought you were just trying to get out of getting me a present..

And I'm still not legal in the US ok? That means still lickle, not adult, not responsible or mature or any of those scary things.

[sphynx]

Well nutty tart thats a short post.It seems to be picking up, pyxhappy birthday, you now qualify as an "older dyke" in linc! Only messing!! So what does everyone like to do in their spare time? I try to play guitar(It sounds horrific!).I just thought this would be a nice way for us all to get to know each other!

[Slayer]

I watch Buffy.





And that's about it.

[nutty tart]

Hi, I'm nutty tart, I'm 23 and I'm a Lesbian. Am also wondering where all the young dykes were hiding when I lived in Cork??? Anyway, I play guitar a bit, like to draw when bored in the office, 'specially when there's loads to do. And...mmm...I love packing the camping gear into the car and fecking off to the beach in the summer with my babe and me little boy. There, out of breath now. Oh, and attempting to avoid paperwork is another hobby of mine.

[redbulljunkie]

I'm a gay male. I'm not welcome here [;)]

[nutty tart]

I happen to be eating a mr kipling cake right now. interesting.

[nutty tart]

anyone else about?

[redbulljunkie]

there's a tumbleweed that's been spotted fairly frequently around here... [;)]

[nutty tart]

Tumbleweed? Care to fill me in? am feeling a touch naieve

[redbulljunkie]

those old films where there's a deadly silence, and a tumbleweed blows across the set.

[nutty tart]

Aaaah, them. Well, to be perfectly honest, I would imagine there are some women only moral restrictions in this page, I haven't sussed it out really, doesn't mean there's a stony silence being emitted. Most of me mates are blokes, have a tendency to get on better with 'em sometimes (in terms of friendship, obviously)

[sphynx]

anyone there,talk to me ppl! im bored

[odyssey_scot]

aloha. am bored too. and hungover....so ill.........

[pucelle]

hehe bored, hung over, and ill... what a combination...

at 25 I feel positively ancient

[sphynx]

at 19 i feel really young & innocent

[nutty tart]

*she sings*
la la la I got crumbs in my bra
I 'spose It's gonna be really quiet her this weekend what with the women's fun thang an' all. Will have to amuse myself (cunning grin)

[nutty tart]

I feel young and innocent...PEOPLE!!MUAHAHHAHHAAAAA!!!!!
No, really, I do feel that way at times, probably coz I am. Young and innocent that is.

[sphynx]

i went to the fun weekend thing last night it was class lots n lots of cute girls ther *shynx keels over while remembering the STRAIGHT norah jones looklike*

[bannshee]

many people start off straight at the fun weekend and end up changing their minds. Funny that.

[nutty tart]

Can you imagine, then, what would happen if straight women were completely immersed in a lesbian environment for, say, 2 weeks at summer camp?? hmm... *cog wheels turning* anyone got some 3 in 1? Let's start a 'bring your straight friends to camp this summer' campaign, yay!!!

[nutty tart]

wait, that might be a bad idea...

[sphynx]

wel thank you both for that info now its too late i left a potentially lesbian norah joans looklike slip away*sphynx pouts*

[bannshee]

never mind hon. there are plenty more out there.

[nutty tart]

How much would it cost to hire norah jones for two weeks?? Anyone want to chip in? She'd be really cool for the end-of-camp cabaret.

[nutty tart]

Or we could ask anna

[nutty tart]

So is anyone around same time as me for a change? Feels weird typing something and getting a reply 24 vhours later

[nutty tart]

la la la...

[Proud Mary 1980]

I was also at the Womens weekend, well partof it anyone, there were alot of good looking attractive women there however they all seemed to be in relationships

[nutty tart]

all the good ones are -)

[nutty tart]

Hi, btw! nice not to post to myself 4 a change, how r u?

[nutty tart]

*replying to self* I'm fine thanks, and you? Ah, sure ploughing on, yaknow?... (sniff)

[sphynx]

geysus mary how are you? Ill have no problem askin anna 4 norah, that is the only way id have anything to do with the sad show!i mean its soo sad

[odyssey_scot]

norah jones. thats one helluva dream...
she is particularly beautiful isnt she..

[nutty tart]

It is, isn't it? Pure cheese. Particularly beautiful. Couldn't have put it better *sigh* Anna's the cheese, btw, but fair play to her for making a few quid outta all that utter shite.

[Missy_Pinky]

wow yeah norah is beautiful,and her sweet voice. Anyone else as sad as me and following the lesbian story n family affairs lol?

[sphynx]

yep om becoming addicted but its crap that we know whats going to happen

[Missy_Pinky]

lol yeah totally predictable, trashy soaps cant help luv them! Actually i quite fancy karen, in England they are ahead,heard she gets involved with some more women, at least it has that kind of storyline even if so predictable

[sphynx]

lol Karens really cute(but y r all the lesbians in british soaps called karen-eg,bad girls)Yes england are ( years ahead of us)

[Missy_Pinky]

tis true,england are years ahead of us, i mean u wouldnt exactly see, say niamh from fair city getting it on with jasmin(when she used b in it) hmmm what a site that would be -) In fairness to the writers of FC they did have a gay storyline years ago,when it was not so acceptable to show it on tv, god i can't believe i'm admitting i watch these shows in public eek!!

[sphynx]

I too am a soap fan, but my favs are;emmerdale, family afairs, shortland street, and faircity!how sad am i i never watch eastenders or cornationstreet

[Missy_Pinky]

i used to always watch shortland st,but dont get the time usually anymore,have watched it last 2 evenings tho, whats up with the lesbian laura,what big dark secret u think shes hiding?is she really a man!!?lol no seriously.....and i thought she was so nice

[sphynx]

me too i think she was selling her body to put herself through college(only messing,im not sure about her big secret)

[sphynx]

come on people entertain me whats up?[o)]

[nutty tart]

Ladies, is there anything interesting happening in Cork or Limerick next saturday? Well over-due a night out, there's a gang of us and we're all sick of kerry. Watch out for the white mini with the black cow spots and pink wheels!!

[Missy_Pinky]

Havent heard of anything special on nutty,what kind of place u wanting to go?gay or gay friendly?

[nutty tart]

Either, really. There's a gay guy in out gang so we'll probably end up in the meat market (other place) after doing the rounds anyway, like it or not (humph)

[Missy_Pinky]

rather u than me hun,lol -/
altho i enjoy it sometimes if i go like once in 6 months and am so pissed i dont care where i am. How do u cope in kerry tho?any gay friendly kindof places there?

[sphynx]

will you be going to loafers saturday? I have to say though cork really needs a womens disco even if its only on once a month! Why do so little women go to the other place?

[amnesiac]

There was a "women's" night called Isdingo or soemthing but it never really took off... Other Place ain't that bad... big female crowd on sunday nights actually...

[nutty tart]

Well, there's a pub here called the osborne which is like the kerry equivailent of taboo meets the roundy, and that's a laugh at the weekend. We went to loafer's, taboo and then the other place, I was blown away by loafer's. Ain't it great now? it was such a dive... Also the amount of women out and about, 'specially in the club was surprising. I've not been a regular on the scene in cork for nearly 4 years and boy has it changed! Got pissed and had a laugh, then the car broke down in the middle of grand parade this morning and had to be towed which was interesting...

[amnesiac]

You know, Kerry is rumoured to be the secret gay capital of this fair isle!

CIARRAÍ ABÚ

[KTS]

Yeah, so secret it barely exists.

[Scally]

Yep, theres a few of us around alright. Altough I'd say that the majority are nursing sore heads and tired limbs after the bank holiday weekend *yawn* All good tho'... [;)]

[amnesiac]

Yes, that was quite a weekend...

[Missy_Pinky]

Wow was shocked the 'club' actually rocked the w/end,for once in its life there was a good few women,cute ones too,where do they be hiding!!
Thought was going to have a terrible time!! I dont think a monthly womens nite will work,they used to have it a few yrs ago,nobody used to turn up,there used be about 10 women in the club,i used to just hide lol...(was very shy back then!)i think a club nite say every 4 months or something like that,would be more realistic, and a lot of promotion work would be needed even then,cork women keep saying they want somewhere,but when it happens,they won't keep going?why do u think that is? Is it an age thing?think age could have something to do with it,in my opinion,the majority of lesbians in cork,well that r out,fall into the 'older' caetogry(cant spell)they must not want to go clubbing?Gay men then r totally oposite,'older' gay men r out in the bucket loads. Dont mean to sound ageist when i say this btw,lol.

[sphynx]

why is it that the one weekend that i stay in there is women in the club?

[Missy_Pinky]

always the way hun -(
Put a note in yer diary for next bank hols,they're normally good!

[nutty tart]

lol, I'm definitely gonna make another trip to cork soon, tho I'll bet I'll never again ass the same number of women in the club! Great to see it's picked up in that respect. Where were they all hiding when I was a cute young chick on the pull? Am still a cute young chick, just not on the pull anymore! *smiles and glances in the mirror, shields face from shattering fragments of glass* Missy, did u see that thin girl, all dressed in black? Short dark hair? She was gorgeous!

[Missy_Pinky]

lol nutty *picks glass out of yur face*! which nite was she there,can't say i remember her really,sat nite i didnt really notice anyone cos i was flying around d place,person i went with had to go so i was freaked by being on my own,sun nite was lot better,i remember some girl in black,but thought she had brown hair,she was cute,then there was this really cute girl with long hair,kinda bits of dyed red hair,she was there with 3 other girls and she was falling around the place drunk on sat nite,lol,still very cute tho!she was there both nites. There were some women in there and i was trying to figure out which way they were,my gaydar was on d blink!

[nutty tart]

haha, I remember her! And the cute blonde who was most definitely straight, I reckon. The one I'm on about was there on saturday night, was quite thin and young looking, 18ish, and with a few others. I'm beginning to sound like a stalker! My chick's laughing at me now. *hands spanner to missy in attempt to fix gaydar*

[teabag]

"the osbourne is the kerry equivalent of taboo??" news to me, it aint that gay, is it? or have things drastically changed since i was last there???

[Missy_Pinky]

yay my gaydar is back in action again,if last nite is to go by lol!cheers for the spanner nutty ;-P
No cant say i remember that girl hun lol[)]

[nutty tart]

Not really as out as taboo but an awful lot of queer folk go there. I was saying this to the barman the other night and he agreed. Said he'd be the first to say it would vbe a gay friendly bar. There ya go, it's unofficial ;-)
*takes spanner back with a wink anna smile* You're welcome girl, and by the sounds of it u put it to good use too, nice one!

[sphynx]

christ can i borrow the whole tool box,ive fucking no gaydar,

[Missy_Pinky]

i did indeed lol [p]
ooh yeah sphynx nuttys tools r fab!

[nutty tart]

*sticks old umbrella through dustbin lid, attaches rainbow ribbon and pink glitter* Here ya go, sphynx, u can get sky on dat too if ya stick it to the back of ur telly -D

[sphynx]

well thank you nutty the umberella worked like a charm!whats everyone been up to?

[Missy_Pinky]

ooh sphynx it worked like a charm,that sounds juicy...do tell us more [p] i was in galway last w/end,lots of women out on the scene up there,other than that i been busy with work.whats everyone else been upto? nutty u off to camp?

[sphynx]

i went to shania twains concert & can i say that both her & chrissie hynes were fantabulous!But i couldnt find any scene up ther which was dissapointing!!!! soo how was galway?

[Missy_Pinky]

Galway was a good laugh,prob just cos its so new,its a lot like cork in terms of size of the scene,but the people seem a lot more friendly compared to cork,def worth the visit.

[nutty tart]

Yup, am off to camp. hi-de-hi! Well, I'll dodge work like a good thing for the two weeks and sneak off whenever I can, anyway!