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ukoda
4th September 2005, 08:55 PM
http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html

Thought this might be a bit of a laugh.

Im 46% gay. apparantly im a well adjusted homo [:-D]

redbulljunkie
4th September 2005, 09:40 PM
Ah this test again. It's like the flu virus, strikes, dies down, tours the world a bit, then comes back. And look there's now a gay-o-meter for animals, so we can see how the pigs did!

spiller
4th September 2005, 09:41 PM
wahoo im 53% gay!!

Swimmy
4th September 2005, 09:50 PM
60% gay.................... [:'']

1082229
4th September 2005, 09:52 PM
30% gay...

stupid quiz...

ukoda
4th September 2005, 09:52 PM
Ah this test again. It's like the flu virus, strikes, dies down, tours the world a bit, then comes back. And look there's now a gay-o-meter for animals, so we can see how the pigs did!


rbj are you passing judgement on my originality?? [:-P]

joeohara
4th September 2005, 10:15 PM
83% gay mother of god aaahahahahahahahaha

now excuse me while i put on my stillettos and twirl around to shalamar

redbulljunkie
4th September 2005, 10:16 PM
Over the past few days, I've been passing judgement over the originality of most of the posts on the forum.

ukoda
4th September 2005, 10:17 PM
Over the past few days, I've been passing judgement over the originality of most of the posts on the forum.


have we finally run out of things to talk about? [:-?]

joeohara
4th September 2005, 10:21 PM
i am frankly too lazy to make up wild stories to post on here all my posts are original its no skin off my nose if people believe them or not.

NuMarvel
4th September 2005, 10:50 PM
33%. Apparently I act straight, but my momma always knew. good, saves me the hassle [:-D]

Was I the only one that started getting ever so slightly mystified as the barometer graphic reached 100% at first??

And yeah, just a laugh.

bo_selecta
4th September 2005, 11:20 PM
Bo_Selecta is 53% gay

chatelaine
4th September 2005, 11:47 PM
Chatelaine is 76% Gay!

BTW, who the hell uses soap when they wash their face? Have you not been to an Estée Lauder counter???

admin
5th September 2005, 12:48 AM
admin is 43% gay! [:-P]

apollo
5th September 2005, 08:35 AM
Snap, Apollo is also 43%. Amazing how everytime I see to do one of these tests my gayness fluctuates. Perhaps it just the time of the month.

1082229
5th September 2005, 11:18 AM
Over the past few days, I've been passing judgement over the originality of most of the posts on the forum.

haven't you said that before?[:-P]

Bootyzilla
5th September 2005, 12:58 PM
Booty is 46% gay!

Mr.Intentional
5th September 2005, 02:40 PM
I'm 43%.
What a load of shite!
I'm not gay at all.

Bootyzilla
5th September 2005, 02:51 PM
Was I the only one that started getting ever so slightly mystified as the barometer graphic reached 100% at first??

I KNOW!! I was all like "But I would never pierce below the neck!! ".

lex
5th September 2005, 02:52 PM
[:-P] I taken the test (was fun specialy for a monday) lol

so here we go: LEX is 60% gay - a happy & well adjusted homo guy !

haha - well adjusted well I guess so - it's hangs quit well below....lol [:-))]

+saidin+
5th September 2005, 04:04 PM
+saidin+ is 60% gay.

that test was a load of crap. it was all just myths and stereotypes. i'm one of the gayest people like EVER, but i certainly aint a complete stereotype!

lex
5th September 2005, 04:24 PM
+saidin+ is 60% gay.

that test was a load of crap. it was all just myths and stereotypes. i'm one of the gayest people like EVER, but i certainly aint a complete stereotype!

you have to take those kinda things with a pinch of salt - [:-))] just for the laugh & fun - that's what life is all about...

+saidin+
5th September 2005, 04:27 PM
any test that gives bootyzilla 43% is CLEARLY a waste of energy [:-P] [:-P] [:-))]

Bootyzilla
5th September 2005, 04:35 PM
Uhh... what??

odyssey_scot
5th September 2005, 05:11 PM
60% gay...

who owns a pair of leather trousers anyway in this decade?!?
cmon...own up people..

+saidin+
5th September 2005, 05:11 PM
Uhh... what??

i'm only kidding booty. i'm just bitter that acording to that, i'm gayer than you and apollo [:-((]

1082229
5th September 2005, 05:20 PM
and no one would have thought that....[;-)]

Bootyzilla
5th September 2005, 06:03 PM
Indeed, no!

ianmcg
5th September 2005, 06:12 PM
http://www.brokennewz.com/displaystory.asp_Q_storyid_E_908gay

Bootyzilla
5th September 2005, 06:19 PM
http://www.brokennewz.com/displaystory.asp_Q_storyid_E_908gay

Fucking classic!! I laughed my ass off [:-))] [:-D]

1082229
5th September 2005, 06:24 PM
i'd like to see the stats for that!

i think we would have a bit more than ten percent![:-D]

Harry Bo
5th September 2005, 06:54 PM
Im 60 % Gay.... wow never thought id be saying that to ppl on a forum....


Always thought it would be to a therapist or my dog.....

joeohara
5th September 2005, 07:01 PM
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah i am gayer then everyone else on this thread so far.

do i get a prize?

lex
5th September 2005, 10:42 PM
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah i am gayer then everyone else on this thread so far.

do i get a prize?

hey joe give us the full stats as I did for everyone... - cheers thanks allot (as patsy would say) [:-D]

apollo
5th September 2005, 11:02 PM
i'm gayer than you and apollo [:-((]
Yes you are. You don't see Booty and I walking around town with a dead fraggle (the only type of good fraggle) stuck to his head. [:-P] [:-D]

Hunter S
5th September 2005, 11:20 PM
Im 40% gay im open mineded between the sheets but rarely show my dyke side on the streets!!

wally
6th September 2005, 09:52 AM
I got 53% too!

EverythingFadesAway
6th September 2005, 03:41 PM
40% Much lower than what I thought!

joeohara
6th September 2005, 07:36 PM
*insert manic evil laugh here* i shall be queen of the gays and rule all untill some bastard gets a higher score then me.

i must remember to get a white cat and speak in a foreign accent.

chatelaine
6th September 2005, 09:36 PM
i must remember to get a white cat and speak in a foreign accent.

The ultimate in gay accessories!

joeohara
7th September 2005, 02:21 AM
The cat shall be called snatch so when it gets lost i can shout "has anyone seen my snatch"

must go shopping for sidekicks as well and pick up a fat asian man to throw hats at people.

Hunter S
7th September 2005, 02:49 AM
Oh can i be one of your harem of biitches?

FetchDixon
7th September 2005, 04:56 AM
http://www.brokennewz.com/displaystory.asp_Q_storyid_E_908gay

LOL [:-))] brilliant... nearly pissed myself!

joeohara
7th September 2005, 11:17 AM
Oh can i be one of your harem of biitches?


Of course you can dahlink you be "Titza toobig" head of the cork branch of the lesbian mafia the eyepatch is of course optional but you will be trained in the deadly art of tae kwan dildo.

lacka
7th September 2005, 09:05 PM
Joy of joys - At 56% I'm "a happy and well adjusted homo guy" - today is the first day of the rest of my life.




*** lacka is overcome by own sarcasm ***

Boston
7th September 2005, 09:16 PM
I'm 30% gay. You get in one little street fight and they brand yea straight the rest of your life. sigh

thoth
7th September 2005, 10:02 PM
Im 70 % gay. Who'd have thought - I'm practically a cliché, apparently

Homer Simpson
8th September 2005, 12:31 AM
Yippy!! Im only 30% gay! Great i can go off now a shag all the women in sight! [:-D] (umm, and their borthers can watch [:''] )

petitchouchou
9th September 2005, 05:07 PM
damn it janet i'm 76% gay!! this will not stand i cannot have this it will ruin my leading women on to buy me drinks!! [:-((]

joeohara
9th September 2005, 09:46 PM
if anyone gets a higher score then me i will kill them *stomps foot*

Magenta
15th December 2005, 12:27 AM
Isn't ressurection such a sexy word?! Hehe!

Magenta pulls in with a healthy 60% gay rating [:-P]

- a happy & well adjusted homo guy ! (Apparently!!)

redbulljunkie
15th December 2005, 12:01 PM
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Shiva
9th January 2006, 02:37 PM
Shiva is 40% gay
You are open minded under the sheets but not on the street

Bootyzilla
9th January 2006, 02:46 PM
Shiva is 40% gay

Now, Booty is somehow only 36% gay. Apparently I try to fool everyone but my mother always knew. Shiva, that makes you my wife!

Popeye
9th January 2006, 07:28 PM
christ im only 20% gay, grr argh

Bootyzilla
9th January 2006, 07:31 PM
christ im only 20% gay, grr argh

http://www.ccs.com/yeahright/images/image_yeahright_vid.gif

Popeye
9th January 2006, 07:36 PM
gods honest truth

Bootyzilla
9th January 2006, 07:43 PM
Well, you are very tall; I suppose 20% of you would be like 40% of a man of average height....

:-)

redbulljunkie
9th January 2006, 08:14 PM
Okay, my periods have returned to a stable cycle so I reckon I'll give the test a go myself.

Christ, I should not have opened that in work.

Okay I'm 60% [:-O ]

Kitten
9th January 2006, 09:18 PM
Kitten is a happy and well adjusted homo at 43% but jesus did I get a shock while it was calculating the results and the needle went to 100% [:-O ] ...ok panic is over, bp dropping and red face nearly gone ..phew.

spiller
9th January 2006, 09:38 PM
last time io took this test i got 53% now im up to 56%!

youdirtybird
9th January 2006, 09:42 PM
The result I got was higher than I was expecting which would be about the mid 30's range and not the 60% I got???[:-O ]

FetchDixon
10th January 2006, 12:50 AM
last time io took this test i got 53% now im up to 56%!

up 3% is it??? looks like someone has recently acquired some leather pants!! i

Corkboy6
10th January 2006, 04:26 AM
I just look the test and I got 60%. I actaully thought it was going to be higher.

randy
10th January 2006, 05:16 AM
im 24% gay [:-|]

Angel
10th January 2006, 11:24 AM
Angel is 53% gay... I'm apparently a happy and well-adjusted homo! [:-D]

...got the same hi bp as Kitten when the site was calculating the result....

petitchouchou
10th January 2006, 12:12 PM
I've gone from 76% to 93%![X-(] It should go down not up! [:-((] This is worrying..........

P.S. Sorry for beating your score Joe[:'']

FetchDixon
10th January 2006, 12:34 PM
Angel is 53% gay... I'm apparently a happy and well-adjusted homo! [:-D]

...got the same hi bp as Kitten when the site was calculating the result....

i know! i was like "make it stop!!"

Shiva
10th January 2006, 05:37 PM
Now, Booty is somehow only 36% gay. Apparently I try to fool everyone but my mother always knew. Shiva, that makes you my wife!

You always were husband material

Shiva
10th January 2006, 05:39 PM
I've gone from 76% to 93%![X-(] It should go down not up! [:-((] This is worrying..........

P.S. Sorry for beating your score Joe[:'']

Been investing in leather pants and moisturiser then [:-P] [:-P] [:-P]

sullivan
10th January 2006, 05:57 PM
I'm 50% gay,but that doesn't make sence,hum.

LittleTimmy
10th January 2006, 06:10 PM
I'm 53%! I can turn it on, turn it off! [;-)]

Angel
10th January 2006, 06:14 PM
I was expecting a lot higher from you LittleTimmy [:-D] ...you happy, well-adjusted homo, you!! [;-)]

LittleTimmy
10th January 2006, 06:19 PM
I was expecting a lot higher from you LittleTimmy [:-D] ...you happy, well-adjusted homo, you!! [;-)]

I know I was even shocked myself! So gay like! [:-))]

Kitten
10th January 2006, 07:20 PM
I've gone from 76% to 93%![X-(] It should go down not up! [:-((] This is worrying..........

P.S. Sorry for beating your score Joe[:'']

OMG PCC at this rate you'll go over 100% and turn straight ! [:-O ]
Be careful....very very careful [:-P]

Swimmy
10th January 2006, 07:59 PM
Still 60%!

youdirtybird
10th January 2006, 08:14 PM
Still 60%!


You should have bought some one a Vibrator for Christmass, that would have altered the results for you[:-D]

ukoda
10th January 2006, 08:32 PM
Im 46% gay. apparantly im a well adjusted homo [:-D]


eeeeekkkkk ive jumped to 63%

"Careful! your not a gay cliche yet, but your well on your way. Bet all the girlie girls just adore you!"

[:-?]

John Harte
11th January 2006, 05:37 AM
36%....thats not good. Quiz was nice and quick though even if it does give crap results

kanashimi
13th January 2006, 12:47 PM
Hmmm.... Scored 56% gay, another happy & well adjusted Homo [:-D]

petitchouchou
13th January 2006, 12:53 PM
OMG PCC at this rate you'll go over 100% and turn straight ! [:-O ]
Be careful....very very careful [:-P]

I'm back down to 87% *breathes a deep sigh of relief*[:'']
Was probably just having a rather camp day[:-P]

c3van5
13th January 2006, 12:59 PM
i'm a strangely inaccurate 53%... hmmmmm....

kanashimi
13th January 2006, 01:03 PM
just took it again, nothing better to do & i've jumped to 70% [:-O ]

That & I'm rated at 53% Picky

http://www.channel4.com/health/microsites/P/pickyquiz/index.html

aerach
13th January 2006, 05:07 PM
Just took it and got 40%,too straight it says.Hey I can live with that.

Popeye
13th January 2006, 10:15 PM
im the least gay (20%) in the village!! Maybe i should go to one of those boot camps...

petitchouchou
16th January 2006, 05:56 PM
Wow I'm apparently 74% picky. Never knew I was that bad......[:-D]

Bootyzilla
16th January 2006, 06:17 PM
just took it again, nothing better to do & i've jumped to 70% [:-O ]

That & I'm rated at 53% Picky

http://www.channel4.com/health/microsites/P/pickyquiz/index.html

Wow, I'm a mere 15% picky!

Kitten
16th January 2006, 09:48 PM
Mmm [:-?] only 19% picky ...thought I would be higher [:-?]

redbulljunkie
16th January 2006, 09:57 PM
30% picky here.

apollo
17th January 2006, 12:09 AM
Apparently I am 60% picky.

wispywillows
17th January 2006, 02:52 AM
well apparently im 43% gay. im telling you, i nearly had a heart attack when that thing started going all the way up to 100...[:-O ]

Swimmy
17th January 2006, 11:10 PM
You should have bought some one a Vibrator for Christmass, that would have altered the results for you[:-D]

I did but they used it on their cat..........[:-(]

joeohara
18th January 2006, 10:34 PM
I've gone from 76% to 93%![X-(] It should go down not up! [:-((] This is worrying..........

P.S. Sorry for beating your score Joe[:'']

I hereby name you queen of the gays


P.S. saw that pic in the gallery fucking mortified like

petitchouchou
19th January 2006, 11:31 AM
I hereby name you queen of the gays


P.S. saw that pic in the gallery fucking mortified like

Woohoo! I'm the gayest person on all of Gaycork! [:-)']
And joe its a fabulous picture. Granted a bit of photoshopping would have made it better but still.......[:-D]

joeohara
19th January 2006, 12:32 PM
Woohoo! I'm the gayest person on all of Gaycork! [:-)']
And joe its a fabulous picture. Granted a bit of photoshopping would have made it better but still.......[:-D]

Yes it would photoshop the shit out of that picture and post it back up [:-D]

mamluke
23rd January 2006, 10:29 PM
so I was happy to report to my friend Cy that despite his always telling me I could be seen as gay from space, I only came up with a 73% -so there. :)