funny pic jokes

[lex]

this is good for a monday thats what I call a good laugh [:-))]


1st one - why help never arrived...

2nd one sais it all...

[ukoda]

thats hilarious!

this is my fav bush picture

and my fav Bush quote???

"they misunderestimated us" .........Fantastic George!!

[lex]

[:-))] [:-))] that is so funny - stop I can't be looooool here & nearly in tears....

[LittleTimmy]

Got this one on email this morning. I like it.

Donald Rumsfeld and George Bush are having their daily briefing.

Just before they finish Rumsfeld tells Bush "Oh and yesterday 3
Brazilian soldiers were killed"

Bush is horrified.

He puts his head in his hands and weeps uncontrollably.
His staff look on in stunned silence at this show of emotion by their
President.

Eventually Bush raises his head and asks

"Donald, How many is 3 brazillion" !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ukoda]

Got this one on email this morning. I like it.

Donald Rumsfeld and George Bush are having their daily briefing.

Just before they finish Rumsfeld tells Bush "Oh and yesterday 3
Brazilian soldiers were killed"

Bush is horrified.

He puts his head in his hands and weeps uncontrollably.
His staff look on in stunned silence at this show of emotion by their
President.

Eventually Bush raises his head and asks

"Donald, How many is 3 brazillion" !!!!!!!!!!!!!



lovin it! [:-))]

[lex]

love it love it great crack god he's defo a disaster... wonder what he's next votes going to be like (1) haha lol

[lex]

Bush on Vaccation - [:-))]

[ukoda]

Fav Gay cartoon joke

[Nula]

I'll try it again have a brilliant one of Bush and Michael Moore "seranading" the crowds at New Orleans!

[Nula]

http://uk.rd.yahoo.com/oa/*http://uk.download.yahoo.com/pr/fu/oa/seranade3.jpg

[Nula]

http://uk.download.yahoo.com/pr/fu/oa/seranade3.jpg

[Nula]

[:-((] [:-((] [:-((] AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I can't insert the feckin pic

[ukoda]

[:-((] [:-((] [:-((] AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I can't insert the feckin pic


Nula if you click on "post reply" then scroll down to "additional options" you can click on "manage attachments" and upload the pic from your desktop.

hope this helps

[Nula]

Put the above link in search and it will open the pic -

http://uk.rd.yahoo.com/oa/*http://uk.download.yahoo.com/pr/fu/oa/seranade3.jpg[/IMG]

[Nula]

Nice one dude

[lex]

Put the above link in search and it will open the pic -

http://uk.rd.yahoo.com/oa/*http://uk.download.yahoo.com/pr/fu/oa/seranade3.jpg[/IMG]

I got it nice1 very funny that one - didn't know he plays guitar...lol
so I guess most of the Presidents played some kind of instrument [:-))]

[Nula]

Yipeee it worked - of course I never thought of the obvious!!! typical me [:-P]

[Nula]

The Capition of this pic is "Pig Farm in Co. Tipperary" note I do not condone it just passing it on!

[ukoda]

so I guess most of the Presidents played some kind of instrument [:-))]

except for Bill - It was Monica who played his instrument

[Nula]

The pic is too large - i'll get it right eventually!!

[Nula]

Christmas Cancelled

[Nula]

Pig Farm in Co Tipperary

[lex]

except for Bill - It was Monica who played his instrument


I was waiting for that one - (great minds think alike) [:-))] [:-))]

[Nula]

How to spot a Millionaire

[Nula]

Surprise!!!

[lex]

NULA im in bits lol here it's helarious... love da adopted pic [:-))]

[Nula]

I know its funny but mean but funny [:-P]

[lex]

I know its funny but mean but funny [:-P]

better its horrifingly funny - uuuuups sorry abt that kiddo....

[Nula]

In an average day.............

[lex]

In an average day.............

[:-O ] ohhhh lord never though abt that - now I know why ppl wear cloves.... hence M.J [:-P]

[Nula]

I thought you of all people would get a giggle out of that given your "urges" [:-P] [:-P] [:-P] so even if you're behaving you're still touching at least "one" every day!!! lol lol

[lex]

I thought you of all people would get a giggle out of that given your "urges" [:-P] [:-P] [:-P] so even if you're behaving you're still touching at least "one" every day!!! lol lol


[:-))] [:-))] [:-))] cool lol ur da best Nula - thanks

[Nula]

How very true!

[lex]

How very true!

haha [:-P] [:-D] yeah so true in some kind of funny way... [:-))]

[Nula]

Especially for Lex ha ha ha - you're an easy target all the same [:-P] [:-P]

[lex]

Especially for Lex ha ha ha - you're an easy target all the same [:-P] [:-P]

no sex causes bad eyes... well I was able to read it right away [:-))]
so u see my eyes work really well [):)] hehe lol

thanks another nice1 - tricky but cool

[joeohara]

Finally proof that cats are EVIL

http://images2.jokaroo.net/images/devilcat.jpg

[ukoda]

i dont need proof Joe - i fecking hate cats

they all look like this to me

[joeohara]

http://www.allfunnypictures.com/images/snuggle.jpg

[redbulljunkie]

That kitten looks cute to me [:-)]

[ukoda]

That kitten looks cute to me [:-)]

an image with an obvious satanic theme is cute to you??

hmmmmm damn cat lovers! [:-P]

[bo_selecta]

here's a few for ya!

[bo_selecta]

and then some more.....

[redbulljunkie]

I love Deirdre Barlow one.

[Swimmy]

These are two pictures I took last week in the states.... [:-D]

[lex]

[:-))] [:-))] nice every1 I think those pics are a scream... love it love it love it... looooooooooooool

I like da AOL one & da minge wipes.... ohhh eeeeek feckn jasuuuus - lol

[Nula]

http://gprime.net/video.php/presidentialspeechalist

You have to look at the above link its hilarious! I won't spam anymore but the above is funny

[lex]

that is a good one - so after all I had that feeling there was another person behind G.W.B all along... [:-?]

[hammy]

a couple of the ones I got...
I have fuckloads

[lex]

a couple of the ones I got...
I have fuckloads

excellent I love that last one loooooooooool how embarassing is that [:-))]

[Nula]

That Hammy is sooo coooool - that last one though about the plughole eugh!! [=;]

[lex]

That Hammy is sooo coooool - that last one though about the plughole eugh!! [=;]

NULA thats life the world is big & shit happens... lol I think it's funny [:-))]

[Nula]

YA Lex all I can say is thank's be to fook I'm not a man [:-P] [:-P] and as I said in a previous thread if I was i'd want the biggest "one" going!!! [:-))] [:-))]

[joeohara]

http://www.veryfunnypics.com/pics/misc/images/zzzbadday.jpg

[lex]

JOE fantabulooooous [:-))] looooooool love it

[redbulljunkie]

Oh my god, that is the most tasteless thing ever. Fucking brilliant.

[hammy]

hahah love the siamese twins one!

wont let me attach more than two =/

[LittleTimmy]

I like this.

[Nula]

EUGH!!! T-Shirt

[Nula]

Northsiders Flatscreen tv!!

[lex]

[:-))] THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER [:-))]

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of automatically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion:

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and I stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

"How long will this take?" I ask.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
I stop. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your arse, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of physical therapy, he may even walk again.

[Nula]

I nearly fell off my chair laughing at this:- [:-))] [:-))]

A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date
or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something
wrong with her, so she decided to seek medical expertise with the well known
Chinese sex therapist, Dr Chang.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr Chang said "OK, take off all
your crose." The woman did as she was told.
Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room."
Again the woman did as she was instructed. Dr Chang then said OK, now
craw reery, reery fass back to me."
As she did Dr Chang shook his head slowly.
Your probrem vewy bad. You have Ed Zachary disease. Wurse case I ever
see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."
The woman asked anxiously "Oh my God, Dr Chang what is Ed Zachary
disease?"
Dr Chang sighed deeply and replied, Ed Zachary disease is when your
face look Ed Zachary like your arse".

[Nula]

Buzzing Undies

[Nula]

http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1339104.jpg

What does the ad behind Anthony say?? lol

[Nula]

A GREAT WEDDING RECEPTION SPEECH
>
>
>You gotta love this guy.....
>
>This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
>University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned
>it.
>
>It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the
>reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the
>crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
>distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to
>thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law
>for providing such a lavish reception.
>
>As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone
>a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's
>chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said
>this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.
>
>Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex
>with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks
>earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.
>
>After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a
>couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!".
>
>Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to
>the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
>
>He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most
>people would have cancelled the wedding immediately after finding out
>about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if
>nothing were wrong.
>
>His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300
>guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and
>best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
>
>This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get
>a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this:
>
>Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
>friends.............$32,000.
>
>Wedding photographs commemorating the
>occasion...........................$3,000.
>
>Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
>Maui.........................$8,500.
>
>The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
>humping the best man..........Priceless.
>
>
>There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
>MASTERCARD!!

[Nula]

Stripwax for Men!

[Harry Bo]

This link will frighten the shite outta you... but some of you may have suspected as much

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2005/usa-invade-p1.php

Speakers on and set your jaws to stunned!


(not filth :()

[joeohara]

http://www.medialunchbox.com/pics/aguileramakeup.jpg

[LittleTimmy]

This link will frighten the shite outta you... but some of you may have suspected as much

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2005/usa-invade-p1.php

Speakers on and set your jaws to stunned!


(not filth :()

Stoopid Americano!

[lacka]

Maybe the Americans should divert some of the money spent on war into geography lessons [:-?]

[Nula]

Young Entrepreneur!

http://uk.rd.yahoo.com/oa/*http://uk.download.yahoo.com/pr/fu/oa/entrpeneur.jpg

[Nula]

war of the worlds in 30secs!

http://www.angryalien.com/1005/wowbuns.asp

[lex]

[:-D] this is so cute (get someone to clean your pc screen from the inside) I know heeeee what how. www.theslurps.com

[lacka]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwww !

[joeohara]

http://www.medialunchbox.com/pics/sstgang.jpg

[Uranus]

Indeed With Bert as their ring leader

http://www.spacecat.com/bert/bert.htm

[Nula]

Satellite pictures of Hurricane Wilma!

[wally]

Satellite pictures of Hurricane Wilma!

Evertime I heard Hurricane Wilma being mentioned all I could think of was Wilma from the Flintstones and the way Fred used to roar her name [:-))]

[joeohara]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/foodeat1.jpg

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/foodeat4.jpg


http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/foodeat7.jpg

[Uranus]

and a few more funnies.

[hammy]

worship my almighty tasty seed!!!! (pictures)

[opus]

Probably seen this one already <:)>

http://img428.imageshack.us/img428/3644/balloons12doc4zd.jpg

[redbulljunkie]

I don't get it?

[Harry Bo]

I don't get it?


They are balloons, not missiles... and u tie them to the back of ur car.. or pick up in this blokes case... and they look like ur being chased by missiles...

Jokes arent as funny when u have to explain them...


Knock, Knock

Who's there?

The doorbell repair man!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha![B-)]

[Nula]

Stupidly funny [:-))]

An Asian man was trying to exchange yen for dollars and asks the American bank teller,"Why it change?

Yestoday I get two hunat dollar fo yen - today I get hunat eighty?

The bank teller says, "Fluctuations."

The Asian man says, "Fluc you white guys too!"

[LittleTimmy]

Bird Flu hits Eurodisney

[joeohara]

Stupidly funny [:-))]

An Asian man was trying to exchange yen for dollars and asks the American bank teller,"Why it change?

Yestoday I get two hunat dollar fo yen - today I get hunat eighty?

The bank teller says, "Fluctuations."

The Asian man says, "Fluc you white guys too!"



Hahahaha oh my god did anyone else read that with an accent? [:-))]

[opus]

Got a bunch of these but just three for now [:-D]

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/4324/pic064838ih.jpg
http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/8589/pic040414pl.gif
http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/6889/pic036024fa.gif

[Nula]

[:-p] [:-p]

[Shiva]

http://www.hetracil.com/index.html

This is just too funny, and don't worry it is a joke [:-P]

[opus]

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/9910/pic102914wo.jpg
http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/8344/pic205378kh.jpg
http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/7963/pic215481kc.jpg

[redbulljunkie]

http://www.superdickery.com

60s DC comic book covers (Apollo will be along soon to correct the decade). Enough to keep you laughing for hours.

[Nula]

http://www.amalah.com/photos/the_company_cookbook/index.html

The above is hilariously sickening - who ate all the pies???

[Harry Bo]

One sunny afternoon a Priest was driving his car towards Mallow.

At that same time coming in the opposite direction was a Rabbi, for some reason he was also going to Mallow.

They were both travelling at 75 Miles per hour ( cause lets face it.. whos gonna give a preist a ticket??)

In the middle of the town the two collided head on! Smash!!!!! Bang!!!!!!! (I put this in myself.... aint i clever!!)

They both get out of their now mangled cars and brush off the debris from their clothes.

The Priest looks at the wrecks and begins to laugh..

The Rabbi says to him, 'what are you laughing at!! We just destroyed our cars!!'

'I'm laughing because this is a sign from God! It has to be! Our cars are ruined, but we are ok! I think it is a sign that our Religons should not quarrel and become at peace with one another'.

The Rabbi considerd for a second.. and after looking at the mangled wrecks he agreed, this must be a sign from the almighty!

The Preist looks into his former passenger seat and see's a full bottle of Jameson Whiskey sitting there un-scratched! He grabs the bottle and announces to the Rabbi, 'this bottle of Whiskey is the only thing that isnt destroyed in the cars, except for me and you, it must be a sign from God to toast our new found friendship!'

The Rabbi agreees and the Preist offers the bottle to him. After skulling back half of the bottle he wipes his mouth and hands the bottle back to the Preist.

'Now my friend', he said, 'Drink and we shall toast this new friendship', and staggers a little.

The Preist looks at the Rabbi with a smile and replys, ' I... Think Ill just wait for the Garda to arrive'.

HEHE!! Worth the read? U tell me! :)

[joeohara]

NEWSFLASH: George Bests Agent has just issued this press release "Georges doctors have just told him that he only has one hour left to live but he does not mind because its happy hour"

[opus]

Last three <:)>
http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/269/pic243500ju.jpg
http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/1193/pic275950wi.jpg
http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/5237/pic308366hs.jpg

[Shiva]

http://a3.v14853d.c14853.g.vm.akamaistream.net/5/3/14853/v003/1a1a1a72db3eb01f920167db4fb41745a9188ffd69d8399dcb 2c97f865c62f5dc02f9ccbfc30689dd0ff6cdf44bc2c5bc83b a01888b7fc356ea7e0/9999_w.asf

This is just too funny[:-))]

[lex]

this is cool I like it very funny but sweet [:-D]

[Nula]

After a year of training, three women are going through their final assessment for becoming a CIA assassin.

They are brought into a room one by one. The first gal is handed a gun, shown a door and told, 'Your husband is in there, to pass, you have to shoot him dead.' The man refuses, puts down the gun and is told to leave, he's failed.

The second woman is given a gun and told the same thing. She goes into the room, but comes out a few minutes later and says 'I couldn't do it.' She too, is told to leave.

The third woman comes in, gets her gun and the instruction and goes into the room. There are sounds of shots, shrieking, scuffling and thumping. The noise stops and she comes out. 'That gun you gave me was loaded with blanks' she tells the instructor, 'I had to beat him to death with the chair'.

[:-))] [:-))]

[LittleTimmy]

The children are playing in the playground and then they come in to class.

Teacher says to the first child "Hello Becky, what have you been doing this playtime?"

Becky replies "I have been playing in the sand box".

"Very good" says the teacher. "If you can spell "sand" on the blackboard, I will give you a biscuit".

Becky duly goes and writes "sand" on the blackboard.

Teacher then says "Hello Freddie, and what have you been doing in your playtime?"

Freddie replies "Playing with Becky in the sand box".

"Very good" says the teacher. "If you can spell "box" on the blackboard, I will give you a biscuit".

Freddie duly goes and writes "box" on the blackboard.

Teacher then says "Hello Mohammed. Have you been playing in the sand box with Becky and Freddie?"

"No" replies Freddie, "I wanted to, but they would not let me. Every time I went near them they started throwing stones at me".

"Oh dear" said the teacher. "That sounds like blatant racial discrimination.

I tell you what, if you can spell "blatant racial discrimination" on the blackboard, you can have a biscuit!"

[Uranus]

[:-p] .................................

[joeohara]

A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says,

"Can I smell your pussy?" The woman looks at him in disgust and says,

"Certainly not!" "Hmmm," he replies.

"It must be your feet, then."

[wally]

These are from a book called Disorder in the Court, and are things
people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters - who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. Some of these are excellent - don't miss the last one.
________________________________________
Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.
________________________________________
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July 15th.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
________________________________________
Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
________________________________________
Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've
forgotten?
______________________________________
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
_______________________________________
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up
that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
_______________________________________
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the
occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.
_________________________________________
Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he
doesn't know about it until the next morning?
_________________________________________
Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
__________________________________________
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
__________________________________________
Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
________________________________________
Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
________________________________________
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
________________________________________
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
____________________________________________
Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice
which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
___________________________________________
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
___________________________________________
Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
___________________________________________
Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an
autopsy.
__________________________________________
Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
__________________________________________
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.

Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.

Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.

Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began
the autopsy?
A: No.

Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law
somewhere

[petitchouchou]

I know we've all heard them before but.....
www.momma-joke.com
Some are brilliant.
My favourites are:
"yo mommas so ugly when was a kid they had to tie a steak to her neck just so the dogs would play with her"
"yo mommas so ugly if she had a brick for every time she'd been called ugly she could build her own ghetto"
[:-))] [:-))] [:-))]

[cats_whisker]

Its himmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shiva]

http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=2537&NEXTID=0&PREVID=0&DISPLAYORDER=20050824174721&CAT=anims&NSFW=0&page=2&genre=0&rating=nsfw_sfw

[cats_whisker]

******** IMPORTANT NOTICE ON BIRD FLU VIRUS ***********

An in-depth study has shown that that the bird flu virus hits small cocks first.
I thought I'd warn you immediately to this important development.

[Shiva]

It’s worse in context.

He’s spanking her for trying to kill herself.

It ends up on the front page of the paper.

I bet that stopped her from wanting to end her life, eh boys?

[LittleTimmy]

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the roublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f ". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining! "ou"and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

[opus]

Thought this was hilarious (even though I like cats!) [:-P]

http://img350.imageshack.us/img350/9373/magnet216jy.jpg

[Swimmy]

I did that once with a real cat. IT DIED![:-))]

[redbulljunkie]

I put a cat in a washing machine once as a child. Luckliy my parents managed to switch it off in time.

[apollo]

I put a cat in a washing machine once as a child. Luckliy my parents managed to switch it off in time.
I have an awful feeling that was not an accident. RBJ and his irrational hatred of Pussy! You, you pussyphobe you! PUSSYPHOBE! *wags finger in dissapproving manner*

[redbulljunkie]

I have an awful feeling that was not an accident. RBJ and his irrational hatred of Pussy! You, you pussyphobe you! PUSSYPHOBE! *wags finger in dissapproving manner*

What can I say. I can tolerate pussy when it's all washed and fresh.

[Swimmy]

I put a cat in a washing machine once as a child. Luckliy my parents managed to switch it off in time.

Evil Parents........[X-(]

[cats_whisker]

I hope this picture will not be suggestive or a turn on to people into beastility, poor poor pussy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kevSaMo]

Speaking of pussy, this woman has a HUGE one !! [:-O ]




http://www.gaycork.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=203&stc=1&d=1131669160

[Nula]

Jezuz that pussy would make you jump out of your skin eugh, yuck freaky

[Nula]

http://www.davesdaily.com/

the confessions are funny

http://www.iworkwithfools.com/

Excellent

[cats_whisker]

"Thats my number offficer"

[Nula]

SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE!



What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan

What is a Yankee?

The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

The position of the dirt bag

Why is divorce so expensive?

Because it's worth it.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?

Doughnuts?

Why is air a lot like sex?

Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any

What do you call a smart blonde?

A golden retriever.

What do attorneys use for birth control?

Their personalities.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?

45 lbs

What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?

45 minutes

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Why do men want to marry virgins?

They can't stand criticism.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?

Because they have cotton balls.

What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

"Are you sure it's mine?"

Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?

Mace will do that to you

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?

Everyone has the same DNA.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?

He walks around saying "Yo."

Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?

Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?

A different bar.

Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?

They named him "Sum Ting Wong

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?

They're hiring.

What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?

A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?

A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."

Why is there no Disneyland in China ?

No one's tall enough to go on the good rides

[Nula]

Eight Words with two Meanings

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing cricket without a box.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing by product of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

[Shiva]

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the roublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f ". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining! "ou"and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

[cats_whisker]

Keeping vigilance on a farm in Doolin, Co Clare.

[cats_whisker]

secret pleasures of sheep farming

[Nula]

Hi all,

I have a palm pilot and DVD writer that I don't really need anymore (I've upgraded) - I've attached a couple of pics below so u get an idea of what it is that's up for sale.

Being the nice person that I am I thought I'd offer the bargain to my friends before popping it onto eBay.

If ur interested let me know - photos below.

[ukoda]

Tallaght girl was involved in a serious crash; there's
blood everywhere.
The paramedics arrive and drag the girl out of the car till she's
lying flat out on the floor.
Medic: "OK, I'm going to check if you're concussed."
Sharon: "Ok."
Medic: "What's you name?"
Sharon: "Sharon"
Medic: "Where do you live?"

Sharon: "Tallaght"
Medic: "Ok Sharon. How many fingers have I got up?"
Sharon: "Oh my god I'm paralysed from the waist down!"



__________________________________________________ _______________


"I was asked to run a marathon,

I said, "no way."

They said 'come on, please, it's for spastics and blind children.'

So I thought, f*ck it, I could win this."

[Nula]

In ten words or less

[spiller]

http://www.fun.from.hell.pl/2005-03-31/pentagon.jpeg
http://www.fun.from.hell.pl/2005-03-31/penis-enlargement.jpeg
http://www.fun.from.hell.pl/2005-03-31/boisko.jpeg
http://www.fun.from.hell.pl/2005-03-31/lec-po-piwo.jpg
http://www.fun.from.hell.pl/2005-03-31/police_belgium.jpeg
http://www.fun.from.hell.pl/2005-03-31/police_bosna.jpeg
http://www.fun.from.hell.pl/2005-03-31/police_slovenija.jpeg
http://www.fun.from.hell.pl/2005-03-31/wscieklizna.jpeg

[opus]

http://img282.imageshack.us/img282/6586/qualitytime2ln.jpg

[bo_selecta]

...............................................

[opus]

Came across this on boards.ie, see if you can spot the tiny error in the sign coming out of the airport [;-)]

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/7001/821324624273fc4e4fb5sh.jpg

[opus]

Apologies in advance to any fans of whales [;-)]

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/9510/whale99845bj.gif

[spiller]

lol!!! Fucking brilliant!

[opus]

Got this at work today, fantastic stuff, best I've seen in a while [:-D]

http://img433.imageshack.us/img433/1489/pic167790io.jpg
http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/4730/pic179735ej.jpg
http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/6291/pic205830vh.jpg
http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/9158/pic304152lm.jpg

[Harry Bo]

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone 'Brother'.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.

But then again there were 3 good arguments that Jesus was an
Australian:

1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He loved fishing.

But there were also 3 good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.
2. He lived at home with the Mammy until he was 33.
3. He was sure his mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was
God.

BUT....
The most compelling evidence of all - 3 definite signs that Jesus was a
woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moments notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just
didn't get it.
3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was More
work to do.

[bo_selecta]

Some Brokeback Mountain cartoons I got on email (from Harry Bo in fact)

[bo_selecta]

An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.

The shopkeeper asks "Are they twins ? "

The woman says "No, he's 9 and she's 7.

Why ? Do you think they look alike ?"

"No", he replies " I just can't believe you got laid twice"!

[bo_selecta]

Alternative Valentine's Day Cards

[Uranus]

The real reason behind the Dublin Riots!

[opus]

http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/2082/signsofthetimes39pu.jpg
http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/732/signsofthetimes51un.jpg
http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/2569/signsofthetimes66ct.jpg
http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/1053/signsofthetimes86mq.jpg

[opus]

http://img495.imageshack.us/img495/7766/image0015lo.jpg

[Nula]

Don't you wish your Boyfriend was Hot like me????

[Shiva]

Unless you were a woman.
Nowadays, Lois would have her lawyer on speed-dial.

[redbulljunkie]

I love the old Superman comics. Comedy gold. I trust you've seen www.superdickery.com plenty of times [:-)].

[Bootyzilla]

That "Mr. Toskana" pic in Opus' post above is actually a real shop!! It used to be right down the HMV end of Princes St when I lived in Edinburgh!

[apollo]

That "Mr. Toskana" pic in Opus' post above is actually a real shop!! It used to be right down the HMV end of Princes St when I lived in Edinburgh!

It Is!!! Where? OMG that is hilarious. It's probably a Starbucks now.

[Bootyzilla]

It used to be down the end of Princes St with the big Burger King and Nine West, not the Jenners end. It was right near HMV and the big Waterstones... or is it all changed since I was there?

Also, on the way down to the Shore, where I used to live, there was a junk shop on Leith Walk with a toy witch in the window and a handmade sign that read 'the Wife'.

Edinburgh, thy name is Bitter.

[Shiva]

I love the old Superman comics. Comedy gold. I trust you've seen www.superdickery.com plenty of times [:-)].

Yea been there loads of times, a friend sends me old pics as well, here's one i got today

Supergirl Has A Great Role Model
In Action Comics # 290, Supergirl's adopted mom gets powers, but is happy to lose them.

Why?
Yes. That's right Mrs. Danvers; because Fred can offer you far more protection than say, invulnerability, super strength, and heat vision.

Isn't it great that she knows her place folks?

[bo_selecta]

Harsh Exam Marking

[Shiva]

I bet the folks at ERA loved Supergirl comics.

[apollo]

Harsh Exam Marking

The sad thing is that I've seen answers like that handed up.

[apollo]

http://www.superdickery.com/images/oneshot/wwbind.jpg

Bondage and Murder, Wonder Woman isn't as clean cut as we once thought.

http://www.superdickery.com/images/oneshot/JOlsen_159_04.jpg

Jimmy Olsen - Transvestite.

[Shiva]

Jimmy Olsen - Transvestite.

Not a bad looking one too.

[apollo]

http://www.superdickery.com/images/seduction/act337.jpg

Tramp.

http://www.superdickery.com/images/seduction/thelieswetellourselves.jpg

http://www.superdickery.com/images/seduction/loisbackentrance5zq.jpg

Jezebel

[Shiva]

Today on the Kink Channel, Kryptonians who love farm animals.

Yes, yes, I know that he's really a Centaur cursed to be a horse who is can sometimes become a human if he sees a Comet, who is in love with Supergirl… but in two out of three forms that means kinky barnyard shenanigans.

[opus]

Not really a funny pic but a good video <:)>

Matrix cows (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tle0mTeA1L0&search=matrix%20cows)

[Uranus]

Not really a funny pic but a good video <:)>

Matrix cows (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tle0mTeA1L0&search=matrix%20cows)


And the Muppets version:

http://www.magicdonnie.com/themuppetmatrix.html

[apollo]

And the Muppets version:

http://www.magicdonnie.com/themuppetmatrix.html

Miss Piggy in PVC, there's a scary sight.

[Bootyzilla]

Here is funny pictures! Yay! The last two are my absolute favourites...

http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/09-10-04-boardgames/Rustie1.jpg

http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/09-10-04-boardgames/darthphunk.jpg

http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/09-10-04-boardgames/Comeau.jpg

http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/09-10-04-boardgames/AbbadonOfHell2.jpg

http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/09-10-04-boardgames/allgore1.jpg

http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/09-10-04-boardgames/allgore.jpg

http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/09-10-04-boardgames/bEatmstrJ.jpg

[lex]

I think this is to funny [:-))]

[Bootyzilla]

Oh my lord, that's fabulous!!

[redbulljunkie]

One I photoshopped around the time of the last Special Olympics:

[apollo]

Again, I don't find that funny. Some people could be very offended by that.
I think most people will be offended by some of the stuff previously, humour is thankfully subjective. It would be awfully bland if there was a homogenous standardized humour.[:-D]

[Bootyzilla]

The Chromosomally Challenged, perhaps. Or Vegans. I think it's fabulous!

[youdirtybird]

again not a pick but a movie

http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=307&rtn=main-topten

some funny stuff on that website[:-D]

[LittleTimmy]

I think most people will be offended by some of the stuff previously, humour is thankfully subjective. It would be awfully bland if there was a homogenous standardized humour.[:-D]

I personally find all humour repulsive as it is non-christian. How dare anybody laugh at anybody ever in any circumstances. For years growing up, I used to find it very difficult to hear people telling jokes about little chickens crossing the roads, when I myself knew a raft of chickens who had met their maker in that way. I think these should be banned as why should we be allowed use animals/birds as a source of humour. I also found Knock-knock jokes very offensive to the hairing impaired. It was like our own private joke for those of us that could hear.


I don't know why, but today I decided to put on my sarcastic pants.

[randy]

http://www.mygeekyplace.net/jesus/j14.jpg

[Shiva]

Let this be a lesson to you all kids, always use protection.

Place your bets folks, who do you think gave him the VD: Lois, Lana, Lori or Lex?

I bet it was Lori. Filthy mermaids.

(and the burning is a nice touch)

[Shiva]

[:-P] (must be 10 characters or more)

[Shiva]

Beware of who you talk to over the internet

[opus]

Dear All

You may not know, I am involved with several charities. This to me is a
particularly deserving cause and it has touched me quite deeply.

"Mute Tourette's Syndrome" has long been in the shadow of its more famous
sister disease and although much rarer, is even more tragic in its
consequences.

While a child suffering from Tourette's has difficulty containing its
anger and frustration resulting in spontaneous verbal eruptions, a child
with "Mute Tourette's" cannot express itself in this fashion.

There is however an answer. A great deal has been achieved by the "Mute
Tourette's Foundation" using new art therapy techniques.

But their work can only continue with our help. Just 50 cent will keep a
child in crayons for a day, and €2.50 will provide enough paper for a
whole week.

I hope you will help me and give your support.

I've attached a picture of what the therapy can achieve, and I believe it
will affect you as it did me.

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/8205/charityc2he.jpg

[joeohara]

http://dklan.com/files/gallery/main/image-166.jpg

[opus]

Happy easter!

http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/1262/eastercard17fz.jpg

[bi4fship]

American Psycho's Live http://www.gaycork.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=117&d=1128342229

[lex]

[:-))] enjoy

[lex]

loooooooooool to funny [:-))]

[lex]

[:-))] [:-))] [:-))] to funny enjoy

[lacka]

[:-))] [:-))] [:-))] to funny enjoy


About the only thing that "man" hasn't had surgically tampered with!

[joeohara]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6640225987281635407&q=punch&pl=true


aaaaaaaaaaahahahaha stupid bitch

[Bootyzilla]

Good lord! I wonder why she did that??

[youdirtybird]

Good lord! I wonder why she did that??


Well the odl woman did say just before hand that she was gutter trash[:-O ] ..but what happened next...


the below would not happen in instinct!!!! well there is a smoking ban after all.....
http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=978

[Slayer]

omg, how brilliant is this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLF2eda7TSs

[admin]

for all you hoff fans - its wrong on oh so many levels [:-D]

[joeohara]

Good lord! I wonder why she did that??

I'm guessing fat mam No1 said something bad about fat mam No2 daughter.
oh who cares it was funny and i bet you laughed booty. [:-))]

[Bootyzilla]

I did! And I only realised now that they wer espeaking english, not russian!! I couldn't hear them properly before!

[joeohara]

I did! And I only realised now that they wer espeaking english, not russian!! I couldn't hear them properly before!

An oldy but goody

No actual babys were harmed during production

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1019776905705170017&q=kick+the+baby&pl=true

[Slayer]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v154/Slayer_gurl5/honesty.jpg

[petitchouchou]

[:-D]
http://de.fishki.net/picso/prostoflashka.swf
[:-P]

Isn't that the girl from Bleach?[:-?]

[apollo]

[:-D]
http://de.fishki.net/picso/prostoflashka.swf
[:-P]

I assume you'd have to be stoned or drunk to appreciate the "funny" bit.

[lacka]

I assume you'd have to be stoned or drunk to appreciate the "funny" bit.


Can't quite put my finger on it but this cracks me up, and I'm sober, I heard once that different people can have different ideas on what's funny [:-?]

[Shiva]

[:-D]
http://de.fishki.net/picso/prostoflashka.swf
[:-P]

Oddly catching, i like it.
And no I am neither drunk nor stoned either [:-))]

This is the song that never ends, its goes on and on...

[kanashimi]

Oddly catching, i like it.
And no I am neither drunk nor stoned either [:-))]

This is the song that never ends, its goes on and on...


Oh come on Shiva, you've got to remember Sadhbh & her constant singing of Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM

[Shiva]

Oh come on Shiva, you've got to remember Sadhbh & her constant singing of Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM

And Friday evenings at closing time around the computer in the office singing
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/kenya/ followed by very drunken nights out. We had so much fun when the live action one came out.
I swear looking back on it now we must have been on wacky juice.

[Shiva]

That’s right kids, cute people can’t be evil. Fear only the ugly people.

(Which is actually kind of a reoccurring early Marvel theme, when you think about it…)

[Shiva]

Won't you save us wonder dog

[kanashimi]

And Friday evenings at closing time around the computer in the office singing
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/kenya/ followed by very drunken nights out. We had so much fun when the live action one came out.
I swear looking back on it now we must have been on wacky juice.


Yes & now she's spreading her love to the people of Australia, god help them

[joeohara]

hehehe

http://www.lookatentertainment.com/v/v-726.htm

[Bootyzilla]

http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/05-05-06-movies/ClownSuitCowboy.jpg

http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/05-05-06-movies/EntropyNow.jpg

http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/05-05-06-movies/IchHeisse.jpg

http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/05-05-06-movies/Jamny1.jpg

http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/05-05-06-movies/blindhaberdasher.jpg

[Shiva]

I love sinfest somtimes :)

[petitchouchou]

www.ceilingcat.com [:-P]

[lacka]

www.ceilingcat.com (http://www.ceilingcat.com) [:-P]


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrghh - creeeeepy shit that, and I like cats

[youdirtybird]

www.ceilingcat.com [:-P]

Just spat my coffee on the desk[:-P]

[Shiva]

www.ceilingcat.com [:-P]
HAH!!!
So very very funny.

[opus]

Few more of these <:)>

http://img306.imageshack.us/img306/3331/att0003312ce.th.jpg (http://img306.imageshack.us/my.php?image=att0003312ce.jpg)
http://img306.imageshack.us/img306/702/att0003621jo.th.jpg (http://img306.imageshack.us/my.php?image=att0003621jo.jpg)
http://img306.imageshack.us/img306/1449/att00063118zt.th.jpg (http://img306.imageshack.us/my.php?image=att00063118zt.jpg)

[LittleTimmy]

http://audio.todayfm.com/files/blunt.wma

Heard this today on Todayfm. I like it.

[petitchouchou]

The improved line-up

[youdirtybird]

The improved line-up

That's vicious[:-)'] ....I Bet her Mammy loves her anyway...

[youdirtybird]

ya ...Cher Guevara[;-)] ..funky

[LovePuppy]

[:-))] Okay....be very careful re. what you say LOL

http://file010.bebo.com/large/2006/05/19/10/436209920a856900018b265502282l.jpg

[youdirtybird]

Is that Bruonc&#233; [:-?] ....

[ukoda]

Is that Bruoncé [:-?] ....

yes, yes it is.... *shivers*

[LovePuppy]

yes, yes it is.... *shivers*

Cause my bodys too Boo*tylicious for ya babe [:'']

*Boo=My nickame

[Bootyzilla]

Kind of looks like Transvestite Jesus...

[LovePuppy]

Kind of looks like Transvestite Jesus...

Ha Ha Ha Ha LMAO I said that yesterday!!! [:-))]

[petitchouchou]

That's vicious[:-)'] ....I Bet her Mammy loves her anyway...

Every mother thinks their child is gorgeous and now multitudes of offensive-looking people roam the streets. Its how chavs survive being smothered at birth.

[Shiva]

For those unmotivational aspects of your life [;-)]
here a few of my favourites

[louislestat]

I love the 'motivation' one. I think I'll stick that up in my office to 'motivate' my colleagues[:-))]

[opus]

As a Father Ted fan, I like this one <:)>

http://img304.imageshack.us/img304/5853/davincicode2fc.th.jpg (http://img304.imageshack.us/my.php?image=davincicode2fc.jpg)

[Shiva]

A real classy bird!!!

[spiller]

[:-&] vomit

[joeohara]

http://i5.tinypic.com/11meq6q.jpg

[Bootyzilla]

Oh! My! GAAAWD!!!

I have died of laughing!!!!!

[joeohara]

Oh! My! GAAAWD!!!

I have died of laughing!!!!!

Tee Hee i have tears running down my face from laughing at it.

[Bootyzilla]

It's a bit like that joke,

"What's worse than taking a bite out of an apple and finding half a worm inside it?

Rape. ".

Mindless evil, but funny mindless evil.

[joeohara]

It's a bit like that joke,

"What's worse than taking a bite out of an apple and finding half a worm inside it?

Rape. ".

Mindless evil, but funny mindless evil.

You may enjoy this one then


How is knocking up your girlfriend like locking your keys out of your car?


The problem goes away with the aid of a coathangar.

[Bootyzilla]

Hah! Ten cha

[Shiva]

http://abum.com/file/shadow/animations/17632.swf

[joeohara]

http://i5.tinypic.com/120s9j8.jpg

http://i5.tinypic.com/120s8qo.jpg

http://i5.tinypic.com/120s94n.jpg

[Shiva]

If you have ever attended a gaming or sci-fi convention then this is very very good. I was in stitches [:-D] 'Tsunami of flesh' fantastic [:-))]
The guy in the dress does exist btw.

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=199

[bi4fship]

Like I'm Bothered Right....

http://www.bebo.com/FlashBox.jsp?FlashBoxId=825858584

[opus]

http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/5665/teddyusbbig8na.jpg

Full story is here (http://www.engadget.com/2006/06/18/usb-teddy-bear-holds-data-scares-children).

[petitchouchou]

Bosco's revenge and no more nails [:-P]

[petitchouchou]

Childhood memories destroyed [:-P]

[joeohara]

This is funny but i don't know why. I think it is the song that makes it funny.

Totally not safe for work or net cafes.

http://www.meatspin.com/

[Shiva]

You know, Captain Marvel may have the creepiest start to an origin ever:

“Come little orphan boy, follow me into the abandoned subway tunnel."

If this were written now, it’d flow a lot differently.

"I have candy..."

[Donie]

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/Donniedub/madcat.jpg
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f300/Donniedub/howrumoursstartinoffice.jpg

[Shiva]

Sophie Ellis Bextor found headbutted to death in the apartment of a French footballer.

Apparently it was murder on Zidanes floor........

[+saidin+]

http://www.american-food.com/images/bettycrockercarrot517gramm.JPG

[Shiva]

Bloody female divers...

[opus]

Thought this was a funny pic of some of the Cypriot team Cork City beat at Turner's Cross the week before last, obviously they forgot to bring their nutritionist along with them [:-P]

Roll on Red Star Belgrade this Wed!

[lacka]

This made me giggle!

[opus]

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/5830/image001ij7.jpg

[LittleTimmy]

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/5830/image001ij7.jpg

This is gas! It has loads of spelling and grammatical errors though! Still it is hillarious!

[joeohara]

What a wonderful cake to get on your birthday

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y63/tingkeling/cake4.jpg

[joeohara]

http://www.freewebs.com/brightlycoloured/ginger.jpg

[redbulljunkie]

http://www.ryanair.com/site/EN/notices.php?notice=060822-ASP-EN

[joeohara]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yvHWyvexZA

[opus]

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/193041/miss_france/

[joeohara]

http://i4.tinypic.com/286vey8.jpg