Lame superheroes

[Harry Bo]

Superman -vs- Batman!!!!!

Are u crazy!!! Superman would kick his ass all the way back to Gotham!!

He can Fly... hes fast.... he even talks without having that phlem sound in the back of his throat!!

Let me see... Batman has what? A cool costume, a Pimped out Fiat Punto that he calls, 'The Batmobile' and bad memories of his parents being shot!

Sure in the middle of the fight, Batman would stop for a little cry bout his Parents and Superman would have to comfort him!

Not to mention they are both good guys!!

Ok, so..... who would win in a fight between, Spiderman and Daredevil (the worst superhero ever)!!

- Harry Bo
Childish Poster of the year 2005

[apollo]

Let me see... Batman has what? A cool costume, a Pimped out Fiat Punto that he calls, 'The Batmobile' and bad memories of his parents being shot!

A kryptonite ring and his wits. Batman is always knocking Superman down a peg or two, think of Supes as a big dumb jock.

[Harry Bo]

A kryptonite ring and his wits.

woah.. didn't think of Kryptonite! Superman goes down like a pair of undies when that stuffs near him!

I'd better warn him.......

Damn... another thing Batman has.. that Bat-signal......

With regards to the Superman Movie... I cant wait to c it! :)

[Shiva]

Are u crazy!!!
I've been called worse

Not to mention they are both good guys!!
Uumm Batman would be more of a neutral kinda guy

Ok, so..... who would win in a fight between, Spiderman and Daredevil (the worst superhero ever)!!
Mr 'I'm blind but i can see' and arachicnid boy will both die in a horrible and humiliating accident involving the Blob, an oversexed Captain America and 50lbs of jello
And please Dare devil may be lame but he has nothing on
a) Giganta - a gorilla who got transformed into a 50ft tall bikini wearing villianess
b) The Phantom - A pair of six-shooters and a trusty steed are fine if you’re Clint Eastwood. But if you’re a hermit in a unitard, it sucks.
C) Dazzler - OK, you’re a hardened crook, and what’s that in the distance? A shining chick in a silver jumpsuit on roller skates zooming to irritate your corneas! Dazzler should have gone down with the disco ship.
D) Aquaman - “I’m trapped in…frigging…tuna net again. Swordfish! Hear and obey! Stop laughing and cut me loose!” Altough his hand made of water (don't laugh) comes in handy in bed. And more like queen of Atlantis than King.

Shiva ( who feels that this will be moved to another thread soon)
- Pedantic poster of year 2005 [:-)]

[Bootyzilla]

And please Dare devil may be lame but he has nothing on


Ahem:

1. Catwoman: So you're a dead whore who gets reanimated by strays for a second bite of the cherry, and what do you choose to do with your good fortune? Steal other people's possessions. Nice.

2. Wolverine: An middle-aged underheight Canadian criminal who can't get too near anything magnetic in case his skeleton comes off, rendering him dead. How merchandise! Perhaps kids with polio made this guy popular?

3. Batman: Socially retarded pederast with more money than convictions and the personality of a small angry dog. Still annoyed that his parents were killed in the forties, making him well over eighty now, but at least he's aging well.

4. Storm: Looks white. Smells white. Talks white. Must be white. But she isn't! What fun! Also, she has claustrophobia, and those people are just plain weird.

5. Doc Octopus: A German shut-in diabetes giant straps on metal tubes and keeps losing fights to an undernourished teen in Spider-Man pajamas.

6. Elektra: Greek woman without a moustache. Yeah, right!