If you could be an X-Man...

[Bootyzilla]

...What would you be like?

(Inspired by the delovely Slayer's ramblings at the X-Men movie thread....)

[chatelaine]

I'd be Dazzler - absorb sound, convert it into light.

Or Northstar from Alpha Flight.

[Shiva]

Hmmm I would suppose Nathan Summers aka Cable. From the future, massivley powerful, hangs around with Deadpool for shits and giggles, and on a messiah bender atm

[apollo]

Or Northstar from Alpha Flight.

Cause he's gay is it. Christ remember when they claimed he was actually an elf. I mean is that meant to be offensive, a gay superhero revealed as a fairy.

Anyway I would either be:

Magneto - Bad Guys get the best lines
Jamie Madrox - make multiple copies of myself so I can do all the things I want.
Scarlet Witch - Reshape Reality to your whim/ Affect probability.

[Slayer]

Wolverine...yes I know he's a boy, and I'm a girl.

But come on, regenerative powers, those massive steely yokes flying out of your hands..it may make lesbian sex a lot more painful however.

but still, I'd be a bad ass mother fucker!

And I like the look of the new guy Angel, I'd love to have a pair of wings.

[petitchouchou]

I'd probably be Emma Frost or The Scarlet Witch. I love both of their powers and especially loved that whole gypsie feel the scarlet witch had going on for a while. Though her getting it on with a wierd sort of astral projection of a dead guy was wierd.......[:-|]

[apollo]

... those massive steely yokes flying out of your hands..

NOT steel IT'S ADAMANTIUM

[redbulljunkie]

More like pedantium.

[Bootyzilla]

No indeed! For I can reveal to you all now that the compound actually bonded to Logan's bones in Canada five hundred years ago was not steel, nor was it adamantium, nor even pedantium! It is 2DMassMarketAppealantium, and the Jesuschristing little cuntfucker hasn't let us forget about it yet.

The whoremastering freak.

I hate that character. I hope one of these days he gets a bad cut standing too close to a running microwave.

[Bootyzilla]

Oh! I'd be Dark Phoenix, of course.

[apollo]

I was going to say that but with Magneto and Scarlet Witch didn't want people to think I was some megalomaniacal ho.

I loved her Dark Red and Gold Costume. The Green and Gold was nice too but Dark Red and Gold rocks!

[Bootyzilla]

I didn't want people to think I was some megalomaniacal ho.

You didn't?? What's so bad about that??!

[apollo]

You didn't?? What's so bad about that??!
Cause then they will know[:-P] [:-D]

[Bootyzilla]

Yeah, but also they'd be crispy dead! The only reason Phoenix keeps failing is because it keeps trying to glue itself onto Jean *wretch* Grey. She has a conscience. I sold mine along with my heart in 1974 to a very nice arms dealer from Chad who promised me eternal vocabulary in return. Therefore, Phoenix and I should have no problems whatsoever starting with North Cork and working our way down to Rochestown.

[apollo]

Yeah, but also they'd be crispy dead! The only reason Phoenix keeps failing is because it keeps trying to glue itself onto Jean *wretch* Grey.

You didn't read "Phoenix: Endsong" then, when she was resurrected...again. It was revealed that Jean is Phoenix and Phoenix is Jean, it has been this way since the first bonding.

[Bootyzilla]

I did read it, but come on, are we really expected to believe that an omnipotent intergalactic force is irrevocably bonded to Jean effing Grey? That skank couldn't even keep her Man, much less a Deity!

[apollo]

I would want to be the Ultimate Version of Multiplex, Magneto and Scarlet Witch (not as powerful but still cool, she turned Longshot into a cat).

[Bootyzilla]

Years after Dazzler turned him into a Pussy.

[apollo]

Have you seen Ultimate Dazzler? Disco Dancing Diva no more! She has been reimagined as an angry tattooed pierced punk princess.

From this
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/03/Uncanny130.jpg
to this
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4d/UltimateDazzler.jpg

[Bootyzilla]

Yeah, but I prefer the original. Like Dalida, except younger.

http://www.divasthesite.com/images/Dalida_dress.JPG

[Slayer]

this has turned into another nerd thread. I can't take much more.

[Bootyzilla]

Silence, Weave! Or I will fry your pathetic solar system!

[Slayer]

*spins weave to create a swirling vortex, sucks all the nerds into it, eats some chocolate and praises herself on job well done*

[Bootyzilla]

*Observes chocolate-eating waif, becomes enraged at disparity between waistlines, with her twenty year old skin and tits like rocks in her chest, and decides to offer her an apprenticeship at the lap of evil*

[amnesiac]

I'd be Dark Ruslana, with the power of wild dancing.

[Bootyzilla]

*observes talentless third-world eastern eurowhore vending her parts on covers of music magazines, becomes enraged at disparity between waistlines, and bites amnesiaclana's tiny little head right the fuck off*

[amnesiac]

*observes talentless third-world eastern eurowhore vending her parts on covers of music magazines, becomes enraged at disparity between waistlines, and bites amnesiaclana's tiny little head right the fuck off*

Be careful now, or she'll set her wild wolves on you...

http://zabor.zp.ua/diz/kriativ/Ruslana-max.jpg

http://www.ruslana.com.ua/images/gallery/full/ruslana14.jpg

[amnesiac]

http://img286.echo.cx/img286/739/ruslana1nn.jpg

[Bootyzilla]

See, that wolf is annoyed because it is allergic to cunt!

[amnesiac]

Redbull and I were seriosuly considering writing a comic about the wild adventures of the Carpathian one a couple of months back. We couldn't find an artist though *cough cough*

[Bootyzilla]

You must be mad! My last Gays! deadline was November 9th!! Can you see how much work I have on?

Also, I hate that goddamned bitch.

Write one about the adventures of MwahMwah or Liza or Cher, you know, real talent, and we'll talk!

[Popeye]

Id be Jean Grey, how fucking class was it when she stopped the water in Xmen2, plus id never have to get up for the remote again

[joeohara]

Well its nice to see ruslana finally got rid of her cock although going by that picture they left a tiny piece behind.

Id be professor x besides being able to read minds i would always have the best parking spaces.

[chatelaine]

Cause he's gay is it. Christ remember when they claimed he was actually an elf. I mean is that meant to be offensive, a gay superhero revealed as a fairy.

Not so much because he's gay but I like the thought of super speed and he rocked when John Byrne was writing Alpha Flight...

And as for the elves storyline, what a load of guff!

Scarlet Witch - Reshape Reality to your whim/ Affect probability.

Now there's a character that really benefitted from John Byrne's writing when he was on Avengers West Coast.

I think I'd also like to be Wasp. If only for her fabulous wardrobe. (I know, I know - she isn't an X Man)

[Slayer]

(I know, I know - she isn't an X Man)

Oh chatelaine, they'll probably cast you out for that.

Bunch o' nerds.

[apollo]

Now there's a character that really benefitted from John Byrne's writing when he was on Avengers West Coast.

He made her evil for a while and gave her two sons that she willed into existence. I liked the whole Dark Scarlet Witch outfit. Tres early 90's none of that pronged hat thing she wore.

http://www.uncannyxmen.net/images/costume/sw-bigcostume5.jpg

I do love uncannyxmen.net (http://www.uncannyxmen.net/db/spotlight/showquestion.asp?faq=10&fldAuto=90&page=10)