hondaman
24th December 2005, 12:31 AM
naw we dont need armed policemen, we need chuck norris. Here are a few little known facts about chuck norris aka walker texas ranger,
chuck norris doesn,t read books he stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
if you ask chuck norris what time it is,he always says, two seconds till,after you ask two seconds till what he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
chuck norris uses ribbed condoms inside out so he gets the pleasure.
since 1940 the year chuck norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13.000pc.
there are no disabled people only people who have met chuck norris.
it was once believed that chuck norris lost a fight to a pirate, but this is a lie started by him to lure more pirates to him.
when chuck norris,s wife burned the turkey one thanksgiving chuck said dont worry honey and went into the back yard.He came back five minutes later with a live turkey,ate it whole and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce, when his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, never question chuck norris
chuck norris,s tears cure cancer too bad he never cried.
chuck norris once roundhouse kicked some one so fast that his leg broke the speed of light travelled back in time and killed amelia earhart while she was flying over the pacific.
chuck norris once sold his urine as a canned beverage we now know it as red bull.
chuck norris does not sleep he waits.
chuck norris once shot down a plane by pointing his finger and yelling bang.
aliens do exist there just waiting for chuck norris to die before they invade.
chuck norris does not have aids, but he gives it to people anyway.
those aren,t credits after walker texas ranger its a list of people chuck norris roundhoused kicked in the face that day.
the chief export of chuck norris is pain.
well that,s about all i can think of, and thats what i call a POLICEMAN!!
chuck norris doesn,t read books he stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
if you ask chuck norris what time it is,he always says, two seconds till,after you ask two seconds till what he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
chuck norris uses ribbed condoms inside out so he gets the pleasure.
since 1940 the year chuck norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13.000pc.
there are no disabled people only people who have met chuck norris.
it was once believed that chuck norris lost a fight to a pirate, but this is a lie started by him to lure more pirates to him.
when chuck norris,s wife burned the turkey one thanksgiving chuck said dont worry honey and went into the back yard.He came back five minutes later with a live turkey,ate it whole and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce, when his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, never question chuck norris
chuck norris,s tears cure cancer too bad he never cried.
chuck norris once roundhouse kicked some one so fast that his leg broke the speed of light travelled back in time and killed amelia earhart while she was flying over the pacific.
chuck norris once sold his urine as a canned beverage we now know it as red bull.
chuck norris does not sleep he waits.
chuck norris once shot down a plane by pointing his finger and yelling bang.
aliens do exist there just waiting for chuck norris to die before they invade.
chuck norris does not have aids, but he gives it to people anyway.
those aren,t credits after walker texas ranger its a list of people chuck norris roundhoused kicked in the face that day.
the chief export of chuck norris is pain.
well that,s about all i can think of, and thats what i call a POLICEMAN!!