The stupid senile little things we do ...

[KTS]

You hear about these things you starting doing when you get older, stupid things, and maybe you're senile ... but I'm only 22, and I did the most ridiculoulsy stupid thing last week!

I sent a letter to a friend, and put his address as the return address and my address as the recipient. So, I spent money on a stamp and sent the letter to myself! What a tit!

[Karma_Slave]

yeah and Im still waiting for that book list KTS. ya muppet, never mind hun your bed in the nice place with padded walls is ready anytime you want it. ;)

[KTS]

You did get the book list in the end, you tit! -)

[LeBaron]

A few weeks ago I spent 2 hours searching de gaff for my car keys, only to find them in the Fridge, beside some beer I had bought the previous nite ! And the only reason I found them was I was so frustrated with the search I decided to stop and have a beer .

[KTS]

Thanks, LeBaron! I almost wet myself laughing there ... at least I'm not alone!

[amnesiac]

*some* beer?
Hohum

[odyssey_scot]

lol. i know it well.
I search EVERY morning for my keys. why I cant remember to keep them in one place, is beyond me

[Missy_Pinky]

The other nite i put a microwavable burger in the microwave for 8 mins when it was supposed to be 80 seconds, a few mins later+smoke everywhere the buns could have been used as a lethal weapon!!

[redbulljunkie]

Was feeding a baby a bottle of milk, but forgot that you heat it to 20 degress instead of boiling point

[Slayer]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST RJB!!

I'm 17, and the other day I turned on the wrong ring on the cooker, and set fire to a wooden spoon. It was three o clock on the morning, and the whole kitched was filled with smoke. lol

[northsider]

Came home one night drunk and was in the kitchen getting a drink when my phone rang. I got a fright and panicked. Instead of answering it or switching it off i put it into the washing machine and shut the door!

[Karma_Slave]

hey my mum found my triquatrane and my thumb ring both gifts and five mens later i'd lost them again. Mind you that might not be senility that could be the blonde gene kicking in too. and KTS is a blonde hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[KTS]

I'm not a blonde ... anymore, you bitch

[solice]

i was at a house party just before my leaving cert, it was a kind of celebration thing before the exams. but anyway at about 3 in the morn we all went outside to play soccer (yeah im a man [p][p]) and anyway a fiver fell out of my pocket.

the following day i realised it was missing and i went outside to look for it and i found it in the middle of the lawn, of course the grass was wet and so the fiver was all soggy. it wasnt pretty. so in my little inspirational thought to dry it i put it in the microwave. of course the foil in the fiver started sparking and it burnt straight through the paper and i was left with no fiver in the end

[Slayer]

I heard of someone who was drunk one night, came in about 4 o clock in the morning, and put the cat in the microwave by accident...


eeekk...

[redbulljunkie]

I like that one. I know someone who came home drunk, helped themselves to rashers but forgot to cook them

[LeBaron]

I know someone who, returning home well sozzed one night, put a stray kitty into a bank night safe.... I know its not very funny ... but I would have loved to have seen the face on the bank guy who cleaned out the night safe on the Monday

[LeBaron]

Lost the keys again this weekend !.... Found them in the shower
Really am gonna have to lay off the sauce

[Pipe Dreams]

LeBaron am still laughing over you finding your keys in the fridge!!![-D][-D]

A friend of mine, who was sitting on the loo when the base of it broke and he fell into the bath.. luckly there were no spilages!! [-))][-))]

[LeBaron]

Hey Pipe.... That could be called being " Bog Stupid " [)]

[KTS]

The kitty story is an old urban legend ...

[LovePuppy]

An old friend of mine from school after falling home pissed one night....thought he'd fallin asleep on the bog but ended up shiting on the kitchen chair! What's worse is he fell back asleep! ewww!

[solice]

is it not amazing how many drunken stories we have, i have only been drinking a year and a half and already have a vast repitoire of stories of drunken miss-adventures

[amnesiac]

I have an exam coming up. So tonight I wasted a good 30 minutes trying to decide whtether to study or whether to go for the gym. In the end I decided on the latter. Got my gear ready, packed my bag and walked to the Mardyke. So I'm in the changing room, unbuttoning my jeans when I realise I've brought my college bag full of texts and have absolutley no gear.
And they say senility only affects the elderly...

[tinkerbella]

in the end my best mate conceded defeat (we were living together at the time) and started keeping her keys, wallet and phone in her boots. soon as she gets home she takes off her shoes and empties her pockets into them. it's the only way she can make sure she doesn't leave the house without them.

wouldn't work for me but, i have too too many pairs of shoes. so i always keep that stuff in my handbag. and i'm stuffed if i change bags. i have been known to leave bags at cafes, hanging off the chair full of wallet, keys, phone, medication... i get home and wonder why i can't get back into the house.

[Alistair K]

I went for a haircut the other day, and since my mom would be out shopping I took a key with me so I could get in when I got back. Walking back to the house, I took the keys out of my pocket when I got into the estate instead of fumbling around for them at the door. I got to the door, and rang the doorbell. I waited. I rang the doorbell again, and waited. This went on for another few minutes before I remembered the keys were in my hand. I couldn't stop laughing afterwards

[joeohara]

well my sister had some one of her husbands friends stay over one nite and he was so drunk he took a heavy shit all over her couch an pissed on the carpet he took off before they found out

[joeohara]

oh and i know this is slightly off topic but one nite i was out with me mate cause she was movin home to NZ, so we went out an got smashed on uzo anyways to cut a long story short i was stopped by a copper on the street as me an my friend were playing star wars light sabre duel with dildos, when asked what my name was i replied I'M LIZA WITH A Z i stroke a pose an everything to this day my friend has never let me live it down so the moral of the story is never drink uzo and play star wars with dildos