Crystal Dee Canter - Ms. GayCork.com 2006

[randy]

OMG Apollo. Bosco has grown up...

[petitchouchou]

*gulp* i signed up for it

Joe honey if you need any dancers or any help I happily volunteer my services.[:-D] Actually if Miss Rachel Tension or any other former competitors need help I'm always prepared to lend a hand [;-)]

[joeohara]

Joe honey if you need any dancers or any help I happily volunteer my services.[:-D] Actually if Miss Rachel Tension or any other former competitors need help I'm always prepared to lend a hand [;-)]

Thank you sooooooo much that offer is very much appreciated i've gone into a blind panic trying to think of stuff to do.

[joeohara]

Ok well i have the name sorted and the type of look i'm going for ohhhh and i've picked my evening wear number too.

[kanashimi]

oh oh, count me in [:-D]

[joeohara]

Woo hoo ordered my shoes on ebay, never used ebay before so hope i'm not about to be screwed over.

[joeohara]

surprise surprise its been moved to the wire hangers section

ah well just ordered my wig off ebay hurrah

[redbulljunkie]

so hope i'm not about to be screwed over.
surprise surprise its been moved to the wire hangers section

What can I say, you jinxed it [;-)].

[Nula]

Joe that's great you're entering AMC. Can't wait to see you up there strutting your stuff!

[youdirtybird]

Joe..beware of ebay...i became addicted to it...[:-O ] ...just bid on items where the seller has plenty of good reviews to their names...won't dream of buying of someone with only 10 or so reviews...Best of luck with AMC...[:-D]

[joeohara]

Joe..beware of ebay...i became addicted to it...[:-O ] ...just bid on items where the seller has plenty of good reviews to their names...won't dream of buying of someone with only 10 or so reviews...Best of luck with AMC...[:-D]

I couldn't be arsed fannying around with all that bidding shit so i just clicked on stuff that you could buy right away. Got my wig and shoes from ebay and will be a total wreck untill they get here in the post.

BTW the thread title is not my drag name.

[joeohara]

Joe that's great you're entering AMC. Can't wait to see you up there strutting your stuff!

Thanks Nula need all the luck i can get and possibly several drinks i have terrible stage fright

[joeohara]

What can I say, you jinxed it [;-)].

LOL opppps so sorry i hope i have not jinxed it.

My mum has insisted on coming along so at least i have one person that i know will go YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH even if i fall off my shoes and into the crowd

[007]

Woo hoo ordered my shoes on ebay, never used ebay before so hope i'm not about to be screwed over.

OMG your shoes are class. Ill teach you how to work it and how to pop the hip [:-D]

[joeohara]

OMG your shoes are class. Ill teach you how to work it and how to pop the hip [:-D]


Awwwww thanks gurl what would i do without Petit & Yourself

Have spent all day watching "priscilla queen of the desert" "too wong foo" and "paris is burning" to study movement and posture.

[apollo]

surprise surprise its been moved to the wire hangers section


It was moved to wire hangers so as to ensure that people who want to get details about AMC can do so without going through a blow by blow account of peoples preparations for it.

I do wish all the contestants the best of luck , it is most certainly a memorable experience but please post any details regarding preparations or other related tasks on a seperate thread. It would be much appreciated.

[joeohara]

It was moved to wire hangers so as to ensure that people who want to get details about AMC can do so without going through a blow by blow account of peoples preparations for it.

I do wish all the contestants the best of luck , it is most certainly a memorable experience but please post any details regarding preparations or other related tasks on a seperate thread. It would be much appreciated.

Again i do apologise just got carried away with the excitement of it all

[petitchouchou]

Again i do apologise just got carried away with the excitement of it all

As you should my dear though I'm rather terrified and elated at the same time at the prospect of being of your dancers. Yes everyone young petit will be up there with the incomperable Joe strutting his thang. Good Preperation for me entering eventually.[:-D]

[joeohara]

As you should my dear though I'm rather terrified and elated at the same time at the prospect of being of your dancers. Yes everyone young petit will be up there with the incomperable Joe strutting his thang. Good Preperation for me entering eventually.[:-D]

I had an "oh sweet jesus what am i after getting into" moments this morning.
oh but i did get an email this morning letting me know my wig has been dispatched still nothing on the shoes though and i picked the wrong fucking time to go off the ciggies.

[youdirtybird]

Brave souls going up their like that...don't think i could do it....haven't got the legs for a skirt[:-(] ...Best of luck to all that have entered and nodoubt they will have a great night

[joeohara]

Brave souls going up their like that...don't think i could do it....haven't got the legs for a skirt[:-(] ...Best of luck to all that have entered and nodoubt they will have a great night

I didn't think i could do it either which is why i shall be knocking back the brandys before tottering around on stage.

[Tom RED]

The AMC is going to be in the Savoy! Sunday Feb 26th

[joeohara]

The AMC is going to be in the Savoy! Sunday Feb 26th


How did you find this out? I'm still waiting for them to get in touch about my application.

[joeohara]

I still have not gotten confirmation about the shoes i ordered and its kind of hard to plan your act when you are being given no info whatsoever.

[joeohara]

the clash last year was your own fault. get over it.

maybe they're not replying because you are so difficult to deal with? :)


What about me? i'm not difficult to deal with, i have not pestered people with emails or txts or pms (unlike some contestants) all i want to know is when its on and where and if i'm in the thing.

I personally think booty should be made a saint after last year i can certainly see why he did not want to do it this year i mean i've already had 3 heart attacks worrying about my shoes.

[joeohara]

How fast are ebay to deal with complaints if you have paid for something and you dont get it?

[Slayer]

they're good but it's way too soon for you to be going through that.

[joeohara]

they're good but it's way too soon for you to be going through that.

*sigh* thank you for being the voice of reason

[joeohara]

Oh yeah and corsets are the work of the DEVIL

[joeohara]

woo hoo got the email gives me time to think of a 50 word biog

[joeohara]

Ok panic over i have managed to get out of the corset.

Still no news on my utterly fabulous shoes *grumbles*stupid ebay

[redbulljunkie]

Have you checked the seller's feedback? Are they reputable?

A bit of a hint, if you need to, make sure you file a complaint before the time is up to file a complaint with eBay. It's a common scam for someone to email you back beforehand to say "it's in the post" , stalling you till you go over that time limit.

[joeohara]

Have you checked the seller's feedback? Are they reputable?

A bit of a hint, if you need to, make sure you file a complaint before the time is up to file a complaint with eBay. It's a common scam for someone to email you back beforehand to say "it's in the post" , stalling you till you go over that time limit.


Yes thats the first thing i did was check the sellers feedback before i ordered the shoes. i know i'm over reacting as i only ordered them yesterday but i got the confirmation email from the wig guy saying its in the mail.

i have emailed and messaged shoe guy and no response yet and as i have never used ebay before yesterday i have no idea what im supposed to do now.

[Slayer]

look, i'm an e bay veteran at this stage, it's way too early to even start worrying, let alone panicking.

Don't think about it, concentrate on getting your routine down!

[joeohara]

LOL@ebay veteran you are right i am of course being an utter tit

Am waiting on my bid for some faaaaabulous sunglasess

[joeohara]

hurrah just got confirmation that my shoes are being sent out monday yipeeeeeee

i also won the bid on the glassess yipppppppppeeeeeeeee

[joeohara]

On a lighter note i have spent the day making different kinds of tits and trying them out "here give that one a squeeze there will ya la"

[joeohara]

I overheard my mum and dad chatting in the kitchen this morning. i was about to enter untill i heard my mum tell me dad about me entering AMC this year, my dad was silent for a few moments and pops out with "he's not going to have the operation is he?"

I had to run upstairs and stuff a pillow in my mouth i was laughing that hard bless his heart.

[Captain Ass]

lol, ur dad is very much lik my step dad from tat! lol, hence y i'd be morto for entering, but go ye! [;-)]

[joeohara]

lol, ur dad is very much lik my step dad from tat! lol, hence y i'd be morto for entering, but go ye! [;-)]


I'd ask him to come along but i think the poor man would have a heart attack.

[Captain Ass]

oh, then be careful wen showing him photos! lol. or at least have some of them blotched! lol[:-))]

[joeohara]

oh, then be careful wen showing him photos! lol. or at least have some of them blotched! lol[:-))]

I'm feeling much better about entering AMC the sheer blind terror has subsided and now i feel strangely calm.

[Captain Ass]

The quiet before the storm??? [:-?]

[joeohara]

The quiet before the storm??? [:-?]

Yes i think that's most likely it, although i had a horrible nightmare last night that none of my dancers turned up and i was left to fend for myself nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Captain Ass]

Aw by hook or by crook I'l have at least one of them there! would'nt leave that go 4 anything! lol.[;-)]

[joeohara]

Aw by hook or by crook I'l have at least one of them there! would'nt leave that go 4 anything! lol.[;-)]


Bless your heart you are sweet

[joeohara]

Still no sign of the shoes or wig even though numerous emails of "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY STUFF?" have been sent out.

Sheer terror has now set in again and i now fucking hate the songs i will be doing on the night.

[apollo]

i now fucking hate the songs i will be doing on the night.

Then change them. Do something you are comfortable with.

[joeohara]

Then change them. Do something you are comfortable with.

Sorry i meant i hate them because i have been listening to them over and over again trying to get the lip syncing down just right. If i change the songs now i will have to change the whole look.

Plus i think petit will fucking murder me if i change them again.

[kanashimi]

Well, my mum came with me to buy my costume for that 96fm Jeep give away thingy. [:'']

Think she's threatening to do the same this time [:-))]

On a side note, need to bag 2 dancers for it, anyone want to strut thier stuff on stage????

[petitchouchou]

Sorry i meant i hate them because i have been listening to them over and over again trying to get the lip syncing down just right. If i change the songs now i will have to change the whole look.

Plus i think petit will fucking murder me if i change them again.

Honey if you want to change them do!!! We have ages to come up with something else so don't worry. Though our coreographer broke her leg during a dance competition but we'll be fine[B-)]

[youdirtybird]

How many will be entering in the show? Should be a good night out[:-D] ... haven't been to see it before

[redbulljunkie]

Though our coreographer broke her leg during a dance competition


Wow, just how highly suggestible was she? "Break a leg". "Okay". *Crack* [;-)].

[joeohara]

Honey if you want to change them do!!! We have ages to come up with something else so don't worry. Though our coreographer broke her leg during a dance competition but we'll be fine[B-)]

WHAT how dare she break her leg [:-D]

I'm sticking with the evening wear song we discussed but daywear is driving me spare.

[joeohara]

Well, my mum came with me to buy my costume for that 96fm Jeep give away thingy. [:'']

Think she's threatening to do the same this time [:-))]

On a side note, need to bag 2 dancers for it, anyone want to strut thier stuff on stage????

My mums coming along on saturday when i get my costumes she says she cannot wait to see the reaction on the sales assistants face when i ask to be fitted for a bra.

[petitchouchou]

Wow, just how highly suggestible was she? "Break a leg". "Okay". *Crack* [;-)].

No the irony was she was in a break dancing competition and from what I know she tried to do a flip, the splits and then a spin. Instead she landed doing the splits and split her leg open[:-(]

[redbulljunkie]

*Gulps* [@-)]

[007]

Ah you'll be fine joe. I was on the look out for a tiara and fur coat for you yesterday.

Remember what I told you and you'll be fine. Just walk on stage with your head firmly in the air and work the hip...dont forget to pop the hip a few times.

Your current selection of music is quite catchy [:-D]

[sullivan]

Must be a drag trying to orgainse everything,ho ho ho
Well,that was shit.

[joeohara]

Ah you'll be fine joe. I was on the look out for a tiara and fur coat for you yesterday.

Remember what I told you and you'll be fine. Just walk on stage with your head firmly in the air and work the hip...dont forget to pop the hip a few times.

Your current selection of music is quite catchy [:-D]


A fur coat would be faaaaaaaaaabulous animal rights be damned

Hurrah for my current selection of music [:-D]

[joeohara]

Must be a drag trying to orgainse everything,ho ho ho
Well,that was shit.

Yes...yes it was

[apollo]

A fur coat would be faaaaaaaaaabulous animal rights be damned

Expect Slayer and others in the audience with a bucket of red paint waiting for you.

[Cinaed]

[:-(] all substances resembling blood (animal/feline/other feline) should be banned! took me forever to get the 'blood' off my blazer last year!

(although it was fantastic for dramatic effect...please don't hurt me Booty! [:''] )

[joeohara]

Expect Slayer and others in the audience with a bucket of red paint waiting for you.

Meh they will get over it besides i seriously doubt it's going to be a real fur coat.

[joeohara]

HURRAH all is well with the world again my ebay stuff arrived this morning.

The wig is faaaaaaaaaaaabulous

The shoes are faaaaaaaaaaaaabulous

in fact its allllllllllll faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabulous.

[joeohara]

Stilettos are the work of the DEVIL i've already fallen off them 4 times.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[joeohara]

A big fat THANK YOU SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH to Petit, 007, and Ukoda for helping me pick out my gear for AMC today. it really meant a lot to me mwaaaaaaaaah

oh and a shout out to kanashimi as well what a sweetheart

last but not least my mammy for helping me pick out my bra and shouting "you look about a 36 B" at the top of her voice in dunnes.


I am still in shock over the amount we spent in a certain shop [:-O ]

[joeohara]

That whorebag in claires threw all my stuff into one shitty paper bag and now all the necklaces are a tangled ball of mess.

Stupid Bitch.

[ukoda]

A big fat THANK YOU SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH to Petit, 007, and Ukoda for helping me pick out my gear for AMC today. it really meant a lot to me mwaaaaaaaaah



your more than welcome sweety! it was.....well it was.......am.....an experiance!!

[;-)]

[JoannaRyde]

I can't wait to meet Joe after all this time!!!

[joeohara]

I can't wait to meet Joe after all this time!!!

awwwww bless your heart we will be 2 sexy bitches [:-D]

[joeohara]

HURRAH i can finally walk in my stilettos without falling over

[spiller]

go u joe!! i remember when my sister got hers first! some nasty falls! especially on the stairs!

[JoannaRyde]

The first time I wore heels they were 5 sizes too big for me. I'm lucky to be a 7 and a half coz it means I can get shoes in Dunnes!!! U may be able to walk in heels now love but try walking up 3 flights of stairs in the george with ur boy cloths and 7 outfits in a Puma bag!!

[joeohara]

The first time I wore heels they were 5 sizes too big for me. I'm lucky to be a 7 and a half coz it means I can get shoes in Dunnes!!! U may be able to walk in heels now love but try walking up 3 flights of stairs in the george with ur boy cloths and 7 outfits in a Puma bag!!

I hate you and your small feet [X-(] (only messing luv )

I got my shoes online they had a better selection then the rather "interesting" items they had in evans.

[joeohara]

Well i had a nice productive day making tits. after several prototypes and a very good tip from Miss Joanna i now have fabulous breasts.

yay

[apollo]

Well i had a nice productive day making tits. after several prototypes and a very good tip from Miss Joanna i now have fabulous breasts.

yay

Why not just buy them in that discount shop opposite Smyths. They had them in a variety of sizes and they come with adhesive that keeps them on and yet doesnt rip the flesh from your bones when you take them off.

[joeohara]

Why not just buy them in that discount shop opposite Smyths. They had them in a variety of sizes and they come with adhesive that keeps them on and yet doesnt rip the flesh from your bones when you take them off.


.................................SHIT

these ones will have to do tis just rice stuffed into tights. That may sound strange but they are very comfortable and give a nice sensation of weight plus they jiggle which is what a wanted.

a nice modest 38C

[JoannaRyde]

Dying to see ur tits Crystal!!

[joeohara]

Dying to see ur tits Crystal!!

LOL you can fondle them at the contest [:-D]


Ohh did you get the email about the meet & greet on the 20th?

[petitchouchou]

Joe my dear, I just thought I'd let you know that the dance for eveningwear is complete.......now all I need to do is teach it to the others[:-D]

[Cinaed]

haha, you both seem so excited! best of luck! can't wait to see the DVD!

[joeohara]

Joe my dear, I just thought I'd let you know that the dance for eveningwear is complete.......now all I need to do is teach it to the others[:-D]


ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh that's fucking fantastic news mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah [:-D]

Ugh i've been going through every cd i have trying to pick a song for daywear its doing my head in like.

[joeohara]

haha, you both seem so excited! best of luck! can't wait to see the DVD!


Ohhhh i hope they DVD it again this year, i couldn't get a copy of it last year *sobs*

Prehaps as a bonus feature Crystal & Joanna can have a lesbian sex scene, and then afterwards a light shop lifting spree in dunnes.

[Cinaed]

last year's DVD was elusive, for sure (although I did get Barbara Bush's full performance on video!)

this year, it's set to be filmed by a good friend of my bf. He's a professional filmmaker, so the quality should be top notch!

[joeohara]

last year's DVD was elusive, for sure (although I did get Barbara Bush's full performance on video!)

this year, it's set to be filmed by a good friend of my bf. He's a professional filmmaker, so the quality should be top notch!

Ohhhhh fabulous. hopefully this time i will be able to obtain a copy unless i suck major arse in which case i won't bother.

Would be cool if they had a behind the scenes kinda thingy before the actual show, interviews with the contestants that sort of thing.

[apollo]

last year's DVD was elusive, for sure (although I did get Barbara Bush's full performance on video!)


It was elusive cause there was only one copy as far as I know, the one that the staff in Instinct made. I've asked for a copy myself also but alas it was not to be.[:-((]

Would be cool if they had a behind the scenes kinda thingy before the actual show, interviews with the contestants that sort of thing.

They did do interviews for some of last years contestants.

[joeohara]

It was elusive cause there was only one copy as far as I know, the one that the staff in Instinct made. I've asked for a copy myself also but alas it was not to be.[:-((]



They did do interviews for some of last years contestants.


Oh cool i did not know that. Well hopefully they will do the same again this year.

[Cinaed]

ooh, a 'Making of AMC 2006' would be fantastic!

From the entrants fighting over gowns, bitching each other out for overlapping music choices, pushing book deals, and commiserating over the judges' decision!

it's like the Desperate Housewives' Vanity Fair cover, except more fabulous!

[joeohara]

ooh, a 'Making of AMC 2006' would be fantastic!

From the entrants fighting over gowns, bitching each other out for overlapping music choices, pushing book deals, and commiserating over the judges' decision!

it's like the Desperate Housewives' Vanity Fair cover, except more fabulous!


LOL that would be so cool if they did that it would be like drop dead gorgeous.

[joeohara]

FINALLY i have picked my daywear song twas like divine inspiration a ray of light shined down from the heavens and guided me towards the right song.


Actually thats complete bullshit i just closed my eyes and went "eeeeny meany miney mo" and picked the song my finger landed on.

I AM NOT CHANGING IT AGAIN.

that is all

[apollo]

No update?

[joeohara]

No update?


Depends on what you want the update on?

[joeohara]

Oh and another thing if a certain contestant repeats the same on stage antics as last year keep in mind i shall be wearing 6 inch stilettos and have no problems doing something quite unpleasant with them.

[joeohara]

Ugh i still need to find a pair of tights that actually fit.

[kanashimi]

Ugh i still need to find a pair of tights that actually fit.

Thats why god created pennys!

[joeohara]

Thats why god created pennys!

Tis ok now i found some in fermoy. The fun part is going to be shaving the legs ( i have no choice i have monkey hair legs)

[apollo]

Tis ok now i found some in fermoy. The fun part is going to be shaving the legs ( i have no choice i have monkey hair legs)

Or you could use Immac and save Cork from thinking you self harm due to possible razor cuts.

[joeohara]

Or you could use Immac and save Cork from thinking you self harm due to possible razor cuts.

I'll have to get some soon i just hope i am not allergic to it i have terribly sensitive skin.

[joeohara]

I'm wondering if i should go to instinct after the contest still in drag or would that be overkill?

[Slayer]

nah, i think a lot of contestants went to instinct after amc last year?

[redbulljunkie]

I don't remember seeing any of them still in drag though.

[Slayer]

I don't remmeber a lot of that afterparty in general so I can't be sure.. lol

[007]

Go for it Joe it will be a laugh [;-)]

[joeohara]

mary mary quite contrary was I have a pic of her and my friend up on my wardrope. I think the winner was for awhile but I could be wrong. Go for it Joe it will be a laugh [;-)]

Ah sure i may as well so. I'll probably be too fucking tired to change back into regular clothes.

[apollo]

I don't remember seeing any of them still in drag though.
I don't think any of us were.

[joeohara]

Well the tights are sorted, Outfits Wig & Shoes are sorted. The Evening wear routine is sorted.

Now all i need to do is sort out accomodation for the wkend and find a cure for crippling stage fright in 7 days.... oh joy

[redbulljunkie]

Just think how good you'll feel after it's all over and you faced your fears.

[joeohara]

Just think how good you'll feel after it's all over and you faced your fears.

I think once i get past daywear i'll be fine. It's just the anticipation of waiting for the bloody thing to start is going to kill me.

[JoannaRyde]

One word love. VODKA!

[apollo]

One word love. VODKA!
I don't think we were allowed drink last year lest someone get pissed and make a fool of them and the show on stage in front of the people there.

[JoannaRyde]

Go way. U know in Limerick they gave the contestants bottles of aftershock. Poor Sharon Arseburn (legend that she is) was gee-eyed by the time Daywear began!

[joeohara]

Go way. U know in Limerick they gave the contestants bottles of aftershock. Poor Sharon Arseburn (legend that she is) was gee-eyed by the time Daywear began!


Sure tis alright gurl i'll have a few drinks and take some of me pills before i go in and i'll be grand.

[joeohara]

Veet is the work of the DEVIL and it fucking stinks.

[Nula]

Hi Joe why don't you just get your legs waxed. Its much easier believe me, it doesn't hurt that much either.

[joeohara]

Hi Joe why don't you just get your legs waxed. Its much easier believe me, it doesn't hurt that much either.


I can't i'm totally tapped out from this amc thing. i'll be lucky to have bus fare this weekend.

[youdirtybird]

Bought my tickets last night in the Bodega....went up to the bar and asked for tickets for Savoy on sunday night.....thought i was being discrete...Barman shouts to Mary or whatever her name was...whats on sunday night in savoy..she shouts back Alternative Miss Cork...[:''] ....and that was just me getting the ticket....i'd probably just die if i has to go on stage like those of ye entering.....so [=D(] to you guys

[joeohara]

OH SWEET MOTHER OF DIVINE JESUS MY ARM PITS ARE ON FIRE.

Evil thy name is Veet

[JoannaRyde]

Veet? Are u mad child??? U do far less damage with a Mach 3. Dont use male deoderant after u do ur pits!

[joeohara]

Veet? Are u mad child??? U do far less damage with a Mach 3. Dont use male deoderant after u do ur pits!


The razor was actually a lot worse the Veet stings for a bit but twas grand after wards the razor was awful. I've to shave me gee yet

[Nula]

I've to shave me gee yet

NOOOOOOOOOOO Don't shave it Joe, I have to stop you before you do any more damage. You'll only end up with stuble & pimples, believe me. I know you're strapped for cash but if you have anymore VEET left use that on your bikini line instead.

[Nula]

Oh Joe this is what you do, get a small scissors & cut away the pubes, hairs (whatever you want to call them) cut it down almost to the end and then put Veet on, leave it for about 10mins & then scrap it off. Don't put any showergel, soap down there then for the next 24 hrs. If you have a moisturiser (none perfumed etc..) moisturise the area, or cooling gel or something to that effect.

[joeohara]

Oh Joe this is what you do, get a small scissors & cut away the pubes, hairs (whatever you want to call them) cut it down almost to the end and then put Veet on, leave it for about 10mins & then scrap it off. Don't put any showergel, soap down there then for the next 24 hrs. If you have a moisturiser (none perfumed etc..) moisturise the area, or cooling gel or something to that effect.

Phew thanks for the tips hun mwaaaaaaaaaah

[JoannaRyde]

I feel ill reading all this stuff about hair removal!

[Nula]

JoannaRyde I feel ill reading all this stuff about hair removal!

Well Joanna could you imagine getting a Brazilian (wax not the man) or a Hollywood, you'd pass out even thinking about it!!lol

[JoannaRyde]

Thats why I wear 4 pairs of tights love. hair removal isnt my thing!

[lacka]

Thats why I wear 4 pairs of tights love. hair removal isnt my thing!

FOUR pairs of tights?? Don't you roast!!??

[JoannaRyde]

Nah. Its only for a few hours anyway.

[joeohara]

I tried the multiple tights thing but STUPID FUCKING MONKEY HAIR LEGS kept showing through so joe spent the whole day in the bathroom with stinking veet and a razor BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[JoannaRyde]

U need a 70 denier support to begin chicken! Its all about the denier!

[joeohara]

Nula thanks for your suggestion of using wax. I tested it on my arm and now look like a burn victim on casualty.

[joeohara]

On the plus side my legs look fucking fabulous.

[Nula]

Well Joe I actually didn't mean for you to do it yourself, ouch! Usually country salons have specials mid-week i.e. your whole body for like €30 or thereabouts. Its hurts too much to do it yourself, but fair play to ya.

[joeohara]

Well Joe I actually didn't mean for you to do it yourself, ouch! Usually country salons have specials mid-week i.e. your whole body for like €30 or thereabouts. Its hurts too much to do it yourself, but fair play to ya.


Tis ok i only tested it on a small patch i'm going back to the veet it stinks but the results are much better.

[joeohara]

Well i'm all packed and ready to go. Roll on the big night

[JoannaRyde]

I'm not!!! Leaving in 6 hours. There better be a Dunnes near where I'm staying!!