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Bang1
30th January 2006, 11:58 PM
Hey guys,was great to meet you all,had a fun time (even if I cant really remember the end of it properly)[:''] I really have to start posting on here more often,or at all for that matter!
Bootyzilla
31st January 2006, 12:01 AM
Yes, Bang and I spent the rest of the evening watching Miss Joan Collins in 'Sins' and talking about all you feckless bitches behind your backs. Well, it was mostly Bang. The cunt.
Bang1
31st January 2006, 12:06 AM
Noooooo! It's a vicious lie! The only men we bitched about were the dregs left in instinct at the end of the night when the lights went on,and yes,I was one of them,I wasn't even inside but in the alleyway smoking a fag and wondering how much I'd had to drink.[:-((]
Bootyzilla
31st January 2006, 12:09 AM
FADE IN. MAISON BOOTYBANG. LIVING ROOM INT. NIGHT. A DRUNK AND WEARY BOOTY IS SAT ON THE COUCH SMOKING A FAG AND GURGLING INTO A CUP OF COFFEE. A WEARIER AND DRUNKER (HE IS MUCH OLDER THAN I) BANG ARRIVES IN THE FRONT DOOR, WEAVING AND LURCHING.

BOOTY: How was your night?

BANG: Great! Will we watch Joan Collins in 'Sins'?

BOOTY: Will we. Yes. And how did you like all the lovely people in the Clarion?

BANG: Feckless bitches.

FADE OUT. END SCENE.
Bang1
31st January 2006, 12:10 AM
I am NOT a cunt! [0:-)]
NuMarvel
31st January 2006, 12:55 AM
I am NOT a cunt! [0:-)]

Booty has spoken, her will be done.

Amen.
Bootyzilla
31st January 2006, 01:11 AM
As it was in Taboo, is now all over the place, and ever shall be fabulous, Amen.
redbulljunkie
31st January 2006, 01:21 AM
Split from "Meetup - 28th of January" thread. I fought with myself over the decision.

"RBJ", White Angel said, "Don't do it. It's the fun thread, the off-topic thread, everyone's going off on tangents.".

But then Red Devil said to me "After that fabulous thread title I gave you, you have to do it. Comic one-liners with the word cunt only come along once a day. Do it, split the thread. Then we'll deport some black girls back to Nigeria and it shall be the cunt-off to end all cunt-offs!".
Bootyzilla
31st January 2006, 02:03 AM
Then we'll deport some black girls back to Nigeria and it shall be the cunt-off to end all cunt-offs!".

Female circumcision?
apollo
31st January 2006, 10:50 AM
Female circumcision?
He went to the Museum of Surgery over here this weekend, it was bound to affect him.
spiller
31st January 2006, 12:28 PM
aww poor bang!!! hes not that! bad!!! [;-)]
Slayer
31st January 2006, 01:21 PM
. Then we'll deport some black girls back to Nigeria and it shall be the cunt-off to end all cunt-offs!".


...oh no you didn't.
Bootyzilla
31st January 2006, 01:26 PM
Mmm-hmmm, gurr', I th'ank he did...
Slayer
31st January 2006, 01:35 PM
Hey hey hey!

foooxxy..who you doo dis??

Why you run us over??

Foxxy, get some help!

HEY HEY HEEEY!
Bootyzilla
31st January 2006, 01:50 PM
Foxxy Luuuuhve is a Is-Be!
Slayer
31st January 2006, 04:35 PM
guuurl!

guuuurl!


guuuuuurl!
apollo
31st January 2006, 07:25 PM
Poltergeist!!!
amnesiac
31st January 2006, 07:32 PM
Oh dear God the mods have got an attack of the spam virus...
apollo
31st January 2006, 07:34 PM
Oh dear God the mods have got an attack of the spam virus...
OMG! AWESOME! (http://www.aahceleb.com/picture/tracibingham_004.jpg)
NuMarvel
31st January 2006, 11:16 PM
Split from "Meetup - 28th of January" thread. I fought with myself over the decision.

"RBJ", White Angel said, "Don't do it. It's the fun thread, the off-topic thread, everyone's going off on tangents.".

But then Red Devil said to me "After that fabulous thread title I gave you, you have to do it. Comic one-liners with the word cunt only come along once a day. Do it, split the thread. Then we'll deport some black girls back to Nigeria and it shall be the cunt-off to end all cunt-offs!".

It's worth the split, for the thread title alone!