Pad and WHAT?

[Bootyzilla]

I am moved to write by an ad that I have just seen on TV3, in the gap between Mediocre & Mediocrer (Will & Grace and Hot Properties).

Always Ultra Freshelle.

It's a Pad. And a wipe.

So here's my question. In the dark ol' days before the WIPE, what the fuck used to happen??!

Pad and Wipe??

AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!

That is all.

[Slayer]

...do you REALLY want to know?



:P

[Bootyzilla]

I did not envision a small team of midget spelunkers and a fireman's hose.

[Slayer]

lmao!

stupid rep needs to be spread around like a Tijuana hooker before I can give it to you!

[apollo]

stupid rep needs to be spread around like a Tijuana hooker before I can give it to you!

LMAO! Oh bless, quote of the week in my book.

[Bootyzilla]

Now, please don't misunderstand, it's not the Vaginas part of the wiping-filthy-vaginas to which I am objecting - it's the Wiping bit. I feel the same seeping, nauseous, nefarious, damp sense of pitch-black despair whenever I see those Kandoo and Andrex Moist Toilet Tissue ads.

Why, oh Jesus God WHY, do we need to have the fact that crust-comes-off-nicer-with-moisture illustrated to us at tea-time?

[Harry Bo]

I really cant understand what happened b4 we had wipes... The whole pad thing has always confused me.. i mean (without sounding vulgar) a peice of fancy jax roll is hardly liquid proof!

Why isn't their like.. a pump or a bucket or somthin? Sand bags? I dunno.. somthin ill never understand..

Slightly off topic below, but still to to wit tissue in a way:

I was up in my Bro's house tonight playing 'lets run round in circles' with my 2 year old nephew.. I picked him up and seen a.... well a SNOT hanging from his nose..

I started walkin toward the kitchen with him..

Harry Bo: 'oops we better wipe your nose for you..'

Lil Adam throws both his arms round me and says.. ' I just did '.

Lil fecker.. I had to dump him on the nearest soft peice of floor tile and get to a mirror to check my back nukes!

[redbulljunkie]

Why isn't their like.. a pump or a bucket or somthin? Sand bags? I dunno.. somthin ill never understand..

A bucket. Because that provides unobtrusive comfort between your legs.

[Slayer]

I have had discussions with men about menstruation and pms that has actually made me want to kill either myself or them.

Ignorance abounds.

But I agree Booty, you don't need to see or hear about some things when you're having your tae.

[joeohara]

Those women in those snatch rag ads always look so fucking happy. I have yet to meet a woman who is actually happy about having her period.

[Bootyzilla]

'Hooray! I've to put these on to soak overnight, now! '.

'Not if you'd had a Freshelle, dear. '.

[joeohara]

'Hooray! I've to put these on to soak overnight, now! '.

'Not if you'd had a Freshelle, dear. '.

Oh god i just had this horrible vision of some woman walking through a resturant and suddenly the weight of her soggy freshelle snaps the elastic on her knickers and the fanny pad goes skidding across the floor.