GayCork.com Date

[amnesiac]

If you could set two GayCork.com members up on a date... who would they be and why?

I think solice and Bootyzilla would be my first match. They both share a hatred of Buffy and thier differing views on the Smoking Ban would provide some much needed first date friction. Nothing a quick shot wouldn't ease ;)

[bo_selecta]

i really hope this thread doesn't descend into a BitchFest....let's keep it clean....as i'm sure it's intended as humorous.

[amnesiac]

Well you can btich at mods but anythign else will be frowned upon by the PTB.
(Powers that Be for you non Buffy Angel people).

[KTS]

My choice would be Amnesiac and Viruswriter. Or Damien and RBJ.

[damien]

Don't forget to give the reasoning of these choices.

[Bootyzilla]

Solice and I could never date!

I have nothing against Solice personally, you understand, but clearly he'd smell the smoke in my hair, immediately contract lung cancer, and spend the next 2000 years on a hospital gurney waiting for a doctor, all of whom would be far too busy tending to smokers with measels. Then the Forums would have lost one of their better and more prolific posters and then the Moderators would set fire to my house, resulting in a massive cloud of carcinogenic SMOKE (bad bad bad icky) enveloping the city of Cork and then everyone would die. And Micheal Martin's head would explode from the pressure.

Actually, maybe it isn't such a bad idea.

8pm tomorrow night Solice baby -) ???

[amnesiac]

I'm now thinking damien and Bootyzilla should team up and host a consumer programme "What not to waste your hard earned cash on."
Intruiged to know why Shadows paired me up with Viruswriter.

[Pipe Dreams]

better still..

Who have you already dated from the gc forums?

[bo_selecta]

if anyone has....does that make Admin the GC version of "our Cilla" ???

[damien]

Originally posted by Pipe Dreams

Who have you already dated from the gc forums?

You can be the first to state it.

[solice]

so sorry booty, its 22.08 and i only read the message now, i whole heartedly send my most sincere apologies. can we rescheduele for another time.

i would like to set up slayer with damien, damien was impressed with slayer at the last meet up because she was one of the few people present that could pour a pint of erdinger properly. it takes alot to impress damien so slayer if you play your cards right you would never know you could be in GAYcorks first straight couple

[damien]

Well Slayer is good looking and shes fiesty which are too good qualities. Shes not afraid to kick me in the shins or threaten my life so they're other good points but we disagree on whether Drew Barrymore is a ride or not. I didn't think so, she did and I think thats where the relationship will shatter. It will always come back to Drew.

The Erdinger pouring was a plus too but thats useless to me for another 50 weeks or so.

[Slayer]

Don't diss Drew!

And yes, sorry honey, but this relationship wouldn't work.
You're missing a few things and you have one thing extra I just couldn't deal with at all at all.

[damien]

A brain cell ? [P]
Hahahahaha

[Slayer]

Yes, A brain cell.

A being the literal amount.

[amnesiac]

Aw, they bicker just like a couple.

[damien]

I just can't trust her around my faghags though ! Shes always hitting on them. Sucessfully too.

[Slayer]

I just feel sorry for them, they have to get some action.

[NuMarvel]

Okay, if you too keep this up, I'm gonna book the registery office/church/hippie commune (delete as applicable)

Can't actually contribute to the topc at hand though. I've forgotten what a date looks like!!!! If anyone has one spare please send it my way.

[KTS]

I think Drew is a ride too, Slayer!

I really had no reasoning for my choices, i just paired up some people I thought of!

I wouldn't have a clue who to set up with whom.

KTS [)]

[Proud Mary 1980]

Admin and amnesiac, now there is a pair, amnesiac tries to kill me and Admin tries to convince me I need to go to AA, both are trying to get me off the scene.

Oh and Slayer and my wheelchair, they look so good together

[Bootyzilla]

LOL @ Mary

"I really had no reasoning for my choices, i just paired up some people I thought of!" - KTS

Shadows, have you been reading the 'Big Book Of Set-Up Dates' by A. FagHag again?

[amnesiac]

Admin and I date all the time. I daye loads of people especialyl my close friends. Never any romance though. Dating friends is more relaxed.

[admin]

awwwwww [)D(][)D(][)D(][)D(]

[damien]

/me hands Amnesiac the Oxford Dictionary with the page containing the definition of dating bookmarked.

[Slayer]

lmao

My hubby to be is rather witty.

I think we'll put the engagement back on. lmao

[solice]

oh!!! oh!!! oh!!! when is the big day. i think admin could pose as the official presiding over the ceremony. who will be best woman and who are the bridesmen going to be. lol.

where are ye going for the honeymoon?

and who will be wearing the dress?[p][p]

[redbulljunkie]

quoteAnd who'll be wearing the dress?

Damien's not that kind of gay stereotype. You'll see him at the wedding when he's finished his workout in the gym [p]

[odyssey_scot]

Can I be the minister?

[NuMarvel]

I'll be the photographer.

If you have the wedding on a Mnday morning then I'll have all the requisite characteristics - Grumpy, bossy, obnoxious and completley out of focus! [|)]

Failing that I want to be the person that'll stand up and declare why they should not get married! Hmm... now I realise why the priest quakes when he sees me at weddings....

And can you name the first baby after me? If he or she joines the army then they can be called Captain Marvel!!

Sigh... I love weddings. It's great to see that the Gay.com dating thing works so well, on wedding already! [D][D][D]

[Slayer]

Sorry, it's fallen apart again.

I'm afraid the Drew thing is just too much.

So, I've decided to run away with the minister. Tank_Girl,grab your coat love, you've pulled. lmao

[solice]

*shock*gasp*horror*

[odyssey_scot]

Originally posted by Slayer
Sorry, it's fallen apart again.

I'm afraid the Drew thing is just too much.

So, I've decided to run away with the minister. Tank_Girl,grab your coat love, you've pulled. lmao



woohooooo, good stuff...
I've pulled, nice one.

[damien]

*damien runs away with the flakey but cute wedding planner named scott*

[bo_selecta]

flakey?

you can get a cream for that at the chemist.

[damien]

You can get a cream for lots of things at the chemist.

[amnesiac]

I think Mary and Solice should go on a date to the cinema where they can have some real cinema pop corn. That should shut them up for 90 minutes or so ;)

[Slayer]

Wahey!

Another het set up!

I'm sensing some internalised homophobia. Maybe we should just all sit around and play guitars and stuff.


*pulls out guitar*


Cum bah ya m'lord, cum bah ya!!

[bo_selecta]

hehehehehehehehehe Slayer said "cum" *giggles*

[damien]

Ahh I see Team Innuendo has a new recruit.

[Slayer]

*sigh*

No wonder I'm a dyke...

[bo_selecta]

Am sorry....couldn't resist it!

[redbulljunkie]

bo_selecta and solice, go on, you'd make a lovely couple.

[solice]

right... ok... thats three times i have been mentioned now!!! whats going on!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

seems like i am the board slut!!! booty and i still havent gotten around to our date so mary and bo will have to take a number and ill get back to them asap.

[Proud Mary 1980]

Solice and I? Hehehehe, oh such fun, did you know Ireland is an island

[damien]

Every man and womans an island too.

[solice]

mary, for my sanity i would greatly appreciate it if you left any mention of islands off the board.

[Proud Mary 1980]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm ok look I'll try my best, can't promise anything more hun.

[solice]

thank you kindly

[redbulljunkie]

How's this thread for making us look cliquey [)]

[Slayer]

CLIQUEY???
US????

[LeBaron]

NEVER