Shock! Horror!

[bo_selecta]

I clicked on "Top Posters" just now and for the first time since i've been on gaycork there is a new number one!

Well done Le Baron!

In fact, the top ten is changing a lot lately compared to when i first joined.

[amnesiac]

I'm no longer on top.
Oh well, I always said i was versatile p

[LeBaron]

Thanks Bo.... I really must get out more !

Amnesiac, great to shift positions with you - anytime
Enjoy London.

[D]

[solice]

it didnt last

[LeBaron]

Now we know who wears the pants around here !

[amnesiac]

That's right biatch.
Who's yo' daddy?

[LeBaron]

Yo my Daddy. Boss Man !

I do declaire Masa, I will be a good boi and never again set m'EYES above the station which is TRULY mine.

Is a good a wippin I deserve masa

Swing Lo, swing lo.... lower.... lower.... mmmmmm

[amnesiac]

Baron I never knew you enjoyed role play!

[LeBaron]

Never play without being prepared to roll ( I learned dat de hard way when I played rugby )

[amnesiac]

Well I have a skin tight Engligh rugby jersey and a regular Munster top if that's what you're into... plus loads of white shorts
p

[LeBaron]

MASSA.... Massa.... massa.....

[LeBaron]

PS.... Whos moderatin dis mindless, but very satisfying, filth ?

[amnesiac]

I can't moderate when I've a hard-on!

[LeBaron]

Neither can I, moderation goes out de window !

Everything in moderation, even excess )

[amnesiac]

Someone should tell the guys plastering on the fake tan before the club eveyr saturdya night that...

[LeBaron]

That.... The drugs dont work ?

[amnesiac]

They do when they are carefully prescribed by the right doctor! I've gotten into toruble for my views on the use of drugs in Pharmacology class. Basically accused a consultatn of having a God complex. Then I fight at the weekends with people because I personally I don't have any desire to take hard drugs. I can't win.
But I can write sick notes
)

[LeBaron]

Pls write one 4 me to cover next Monday , use the following text ( he is learning texting as part of his " Pre-Seniors " course, its an American thing I think )

Dear Mr EVP, ( massa, boss man, etc. etc. )

Your errant wee pee is too sick to cum 2 wrk, Fkd Up, In a vr bd way, No herbals r chems invlvd, ran de marathon - no prob, we have de testers fixed. Cud b out til de summer, get real and hang loose !

Yours Hippocraticaly

Dr Magic

[amnesiac]

I'll just picture message him a photo of you and Lee from blue "working out"

[LeBaron]

Wow, That will fry his brain, lets do it !

[amnesiac]

It will mean storming the stage at G-A-Y.
I'd forgotten what a Saturday night in your company was like!

[damien]

Get a room you two. Jurys are doing a good deal right now.

[amnesiac]

I think Jury's is a little beneath us.

[LeBaron]

Well said, mon petite , Westbury or parhaps de Park Lane

[amnesiac]

My last role play buddy only ever took me to the IBIS.

[LeBaron]

Private chat sweetie, Damien is listening !!!!!

PS

The Ibis, Cheap bastard that was !!!!!

[amnesiac]

Just for clarification... Damien and I have NEVER spent a night together in IBIS.

;)

[Bootyzilla]

This is my 400th post ever! I am proud!

[amnesiac]

Well Booty you've gone and ruined the ambiance.
>(

Well done. I find your posts to be both witty and thoughtful. Your avatar sucks though.
p

[rosered]

while you are talking bout avatars how do I change mine?
hey amnesiac found you!!

[redbulljunkie]

Click on your profile link at the top left to go to avatar selection.

[rosered]

I did that but it is only giving me the option to choose one i wanna have a different one to those ones!

[damien]

quoteOriginally posted by amnesiac
Just for clarification... Damien and I have NEVER spent a night together in IBIS.

;)


Did that need clarifying ? Denials only foster more rumours.

[amnesiac]

OMG RoseRed so he's got spies on me now? Well, well, hohum.

RoseRed is a greaty kisser you know!

[damien]

*damien gets out his deciphering books*

[rosered]

whose spy am i supposed to be now?
and i know im a good kisser!

[Slayer]

*shock horror*

Who've YOU been kissing now, rosered ya big slut ya!

[capo]

I was hoping to see Solice and Amnesiac battle it out for the top posting spot.

We could have the great misspelling Vs the great misspeller !

[rosered]

I'm not a slut i swear! I didnt really have a choice!!

[amnesiac]

Yes, we were powerless against the power of the naggon.

Anyway, PotatoKhan came down to Cork this week.
o)

[rosered]

ah yes i know already!!!
)
(and the naggan had some strange pull over me i could not resist!!)

[Slayer]

Everbody blames he naagon!