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spankthemonkey
30th April 2008, 08:27 PM
Hello all, just tot id say hi. im Z. the new boy 23yo (1985) 73kg 175cm decent grounded guy. a student in ucc, and from a country near thailand.
cheers.
Invincible
30th April 2008, 08:36 PM
Hi spankthemonkey...welcome to the site.
How many monkeys have we got now?? And how many new people have joined in 2008?? It must be a record! Tis all great tho.
So ur from a "country near thailand"...i love the vagueness of it all [:-P].
And "73kg 175cm" could be the dimensions of a badger for all i know of the metric system. But i'm assuming they're more human-like [:-))].
spiller
30th April 2008, 10:07 PM
Welcome spankthemonkey... I could hazard guesses at countries but Im too lazy!
spankthemonkey
4th May 2008, 03:24 PM
"a country near Thailand". yeah i tot id give a heads up to all ye "sorry-man-not-into-asians-no-matter-how-hot-ye-are guys" that I am from that part of the world.. thus i come with all the things that are from that part of the world - brilliant tan, cute face, nice smile, bubbly ass (so u wont be getting huge long 12" cock, and height)
wtf am i rambling on here. i better go b4 i humiliate myself more.
cheers [:(|)]
crazymonkey
4th May 2008, 11:30 PM
so where u from? vietnam? cambodia? Laos? I was in thailand and cambodia last summer! Best holiday ever!
spankthemonkey
5th May 2008, 01:21 AM
lol glad u like it.
is it me or am i falling for u. (Trying not to puke)
excuse me, its late n im horny.. (now wheres my lube... xtube here i cum)[:(|)]
leelum
5th May 2008, 02:03 AM
Right...
This isn't one of THOSE types of forums...
Could you be less dirty please....or at least try and be sly about it [0:-)]
spankthemonkey
5th May 2008, 02:18 AM
ok so ill keep my banana fully sheathed. lesson learnt.
GiftedAndGay
5th May 2008, 02:22 AM
Right...
This isn't one of THOSE types of forums...
Yup, peeps tend to be more insightful here at GC
Keep the C*ck for the Classifieds! [:-))][:-))][:-))]
P.S. Welcome to the Forums!
leelum
5th May 2008, 02:32 AM
Lol! :D
We're prudes!
Shiva
5th May 2008, 05:30 AM
welcome to the party
louislestat
5th May 2008, 11:34 AM
Yup, peeps tend to be more insightful here at GC
Keep the C*ck for the Classifieds! [:-))][:-))][:-))]
P.S. Welcome to the Forums!
Thats hilarious! I love that 'Keep the c**k for the classifieds'
10 out of 10 G and G lol[:-))]
P.S Welcome aboard ''Spankthemonkey''
spankthemonkey
5th May 2008, 01:29 PM
wow tq for the welcome. u guys are brilliant.
oh, theres one thing i notice about corks gay community, everyone knows everyone.
so this guy is this guy's ex and he used to go out with this guy, and this guy slept with this guy and broke it out with this guy and that guy knows about this guy and the other foreign guy and the ex is furious with the foreign guy for doing this guy eventhough they broke up so that guy is no more into that guy...
confused yet?? tell me about it.
D.R.A.M.A = C.O.R.K
gimme a polish guy anytime.
Cork- Its smaller than it seems... every guy is another guy's ex.
(p/s: hey, its not my fault im attractive!)
jk.
have a nice day.
UCC Library 12.25 gloomy afternoon
Cinaed
5th May 2008, 02:11 PM
so this guy is this guy's ex and he used to go out with this guy, and this guy slept with this guy and broke it out with this guy and that guy knows about this guy and the other foreign guy and the ex is furious with the foreign guy for doing this guy eventhough they broke up so that guy is no more into that guy...
right i can name 4 out of 7 of the 'guys' above...can anyone beat that? [:-P]
hey spankthemonkey, welcome to GC.
once upon a time, i was the new foreigner in cork, and as a reformed drama queen, take it from me:
yea, theres drama in cork, and its really easy to get caught up in it, but most of the people on a night out are just out for a laugh. you can ignore the drama, its really easy. pretty much, just watch mean girls and take note of what Cady does, and don't do any of it, and you'll be fine lol
if you have trouble finding drama-free people out on the scene, maybe get involved with Pride (coming up soon) or go to a GC meet-up. Boredom creates drama, so why not do something creative/constructive instead [:-))]
jellybaby
5th May 2008, 02:14 PM
a reformed drama queen
What is there like a twelve step program or something?
(see how I did the american spelling of 'program' to remove the language barrier between us[:-P])
GiftedAndGay
5th May 2008, 02:19 PM
and as a reformed drama queen
Drama queen turned Triga King [:-))]
*sorry I just can't help myself, its not old yet!
Cinaed
5th May 2008, 06:25 PM
@JB: haha you'd be surprised! nah it just comes with age. in this, my 7th year of being 17, I've learned a few things the first couple go rounds [;-)]
...oh...and i didn't realise there was another way of spelling program. programme i suppose. look at me! i'm speaking irish* [:-D]
Drama queen turned Triga King [:-))
ye are ganging up on me, no fair! [:-P]
(by the way G&G, i have the new dvd if you'd like me to burn a copy, i know how much you and JB love Triga lol)
*kidding of course, i'm not a complete spastic lol especially considering the amount i heard this weekend up Wesht. ta se terrified lol
crazymonkey
5th May 2008, 06:59 PM
cinaed you are 4 of the 7 guys in that!!!
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