Help Asthma please

[gregshome]

Well if that women that seems to be everywhere I am when in town doesnt stop asking me to help asthma ill scream. Seriously I think she likes being ignored she keeps asking me and today she smiled and didnt bother asking me. Move on woman.[:-))]

[GiftedAndGay]

Ha Ha its like the fella who sells Hanley scratchcards and TWICE I bought one just because he wouldn't let me be but eventually it became a nuiscance as I work in town therefore always see him so I'll be honest I told him F*ck off eventually as he kept at me one day slagging me saying c'mon its only 3 euro and that really pissed me off cos people were listening to him tell me ah don't be cheap now so I said (and I quote)"I don't go to work to give you my money every second fuckin day! DON'T piss me off"[X-(]

OR the time this concern girl would not let go that I was a student(at the time) and I simply cannot afford/didn't want to afford to DD money each month , the cheeky bitch decided to point out that I could afford the designer clothes and the iPod I was listening to. I politely refused again and walked away only to have her follow me saying please could she have my details and I could think about it, I casually turned around and loudly asked her: "Are you this clingy in a relationship? Because so help your partner if you are, STOP FOLLOWING ME!!"

[-Vonnie-]

I politely refused again and walked away only to have her follow me saying please could she have my details and I could think about it, I casually turned around and loudly asked her: "Are you this clingy in a relationship? Because so help your partner if you are, STOP FOLLOWING ME!!"

Hahaha I love it! In fairness the asthma people are in town EVERY Saturday - they must have discovered a cure at this stage!!!

[gregshome]

But she has asthma herself so she should be saving whatever air she can get and maybe-i dont know put her tin out every now and again without saying anything

[GiftedAndGay]

But she has asthma herself so she should be saving whatever air she can get and maybe-i dont know put her tin out every now and again without saying anything


Yeah isn't some kind of rule that they are actually not supposed to shake the tin violently at you and chase you down the road for money? Or is that just basic manners people happily go without these days?!

[gregshome]

Well one day actually she was shaking the tin so much i stopped and gave ger a look and she actually had the guts to say Help asthma please-causing me to burst out laughing and then i walked on. But shes everywhere. She was at the entrance to Marks and Spencer a few minutes ago when i was on lunch and i saw her this morning outside tesco.

[-Vonnie-]

But shes everywhere. She was at the entrance to Marks and Spencer a few minutes ago when i was on lunch and i saw her this morning outside tesco.

Maybe you have a stalker [;-)]

[louislestat]

Is it true that anyone who cllectors for Asthma Ireland actually get paid for doing so? I heard that some time back

[gregshome]

EW shes ugly. Well shes a she first of all but ugly next. HA HA

[Cinaed]

aww GH, dont be genderist/shallow! love is blind (and asmathic) :)

but, if you ever consummate your love, take it slow. she might have an attack and pass out [:-P]

[gregshome]

Ha ha i should be so lucky shed pass out

[bi4fship]

I've given so much money to 'Help Asthma Please' in the past. I have chronic asthma & never seen any of it back, so it must be as crap as one of those June Whitfield insurance policies for the over 50's. I didn't even get a fake gold pen or subscription to Tenna Lady.

[spiller]

I hate the asthma people and chuggers in general. i have Astham so it really annoys me!

Oxfam chuggers normally hug me as I'm a member.....

[Cinaed]

no smiley accurately captures my disgust at the thought of being hugged by a charity/beggar person :-&

[jellybaby]

no smiley accurately captures my disgust at the thought of being hugged by a charity/beggar person :-&

Thats pretty much how i feel about hugging in general.

those Hanley centre/asthma people really annoy me too but i just pretend i don't hear them. I know they're just doing a job but as louislestat said i'm also pretty sure its not voluntary so don't think we should feel the need to be nice to them!

[-Vonnie-]

Thats pretty much how i feel about hugging in general.

Oh you try to act all hard but we all know you're the best virtual hugger when people on this site are down in the dumps [:-P]

[jellybaby]

Oh you try to act all hard but we all know you're the best virtual hugger when people on this site are down in the dumps [:-P]

Thats a serious character defamation missus!!!! Take it back!!!!!

*JB stomps her feet and puts her angry face on*

[-Vonnie-]

Thats a serious character defamation missus!!!! Take it back!!!!!

I take it back, it was wrong of me to say and I wont ever...................*hugs JB and runs like hell!!!* [:-P]

[GiftedAndGay]

*JB stomps her feet and puts her angry face on*

Its true, she does this about three or four times a day [:-))][:-))][:-))]

[Cinaed]

run far, run fast, run free -Vonnie- [:-P]

[jellybaby]

hugs JB and runs like hell!!!* [:-P]



I feel like i've been virtually violated!!!!

And now i've got 'vonnie-cooties'= i've heard thats incurable you know!

[-Vonnie-]

And now i've got 'vonnie-cooties'= i've heard thats incurable you know!

Wait til you see the symptoms - scaley skin, a hairy back and you'll smell like cheese until the end of your days!

*Waves to JB from far far in the distance*

[GiftedAndGay]

Wait til you see the symptoms - scaley skin, a hairy back and you'll smell like cheese until the end of your days!


Ok when these arise I'll be waving from far far in the distance!!![:-))]

[-Vonnie-]

Give it a chance, you may grow to love it........*Vonnie looks around a very empty office*............or maybe not!!!

[bi4fship]

Its true, she does this about three or four times a day [:-))][:-))][:-))]

I'll be smothered in honey & fed to the lesbians for this but do you get the impression that our adorable JB is a tad Emo?

[-Vonnie-]

I'll be smothered in honey & fed to the lesbians for this but do you get the impression that our adorable JB is a tad Emo?

*Vonnie makes room far far in the distance for bi4fship to join her* [:-))]

[jellybaby]

I'll be smothered in honey & fed to the lesbians for this but do you get the impression that our adorable JB is a tad Emo?

LMAO

I don't know if i'm more surprised that someone would call me adorable or emo!

You're a brave man- no need to join Vonnie in the distance...yet....[:-P]

[Invincible]

This thread has taken on a strange life of its own! (i love it[:-D]).

[jellybaby]

This thread has taken on a strange life of its own! (i love it[:-D]).


I know i really really really try to stay on topic honestly but it just never works out for me!!!! I don't seem to be capable of it- its like nail painting on a bus!!!

I'm so scared that admins gonna get really cross with me!!!!

[GiftedAndGay]

JB:Emo?

Eh somehow thats not how I would depict her...


Unless JB are you secretly dressing as a Goth when I'm not around, constantly looking at the pessimistic side of things and threatening to top yourself?[:-((][:-((][:-((]

I'll be soooo odd if I find out you are, how embarrassing like!!!


[:-))]

[Invincible]

I don't seem to be capable of it- its like nail painting on a bus!!!

Oh my god u are too much[:-))]. I'm actually laughing out loud in the internet café. Attracting stares. "Oh, it's just jellybaby" is my retort to them.