to follow on from louislestat's worst dates.... what are the best / worst chat up lines that you have recieved / given.. I usually fall for the cheesy ones like you smell great etc but ones that I have heard from mates: -Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night. -Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up? -My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear! Oh, you are? Sorry, it must be an hour fast. -Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room? -Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel! (I love the cheesy ones!) And my favourite of all: -I ain't no Fred Flintstone but I sure can make you bedrock! not that i've been getting many chat up lines recently! [[-(] .
Going up to the bar to the person you are trying to chat up. "Did I leave my keys up here? Oh hello!"
I'm actually skitting here, oh jesus I love these! #1 Poor bastard: "Tylef I think your really sexy, those leather pants are really sexy on you, I LOOOOOVE Leather, your fucking sexy!" Tylef: Oh right...*And Tylef walks off* #2 - Can I feel your tits? Do you want a drink? (Fucking gowl ) #3 - (Guy) Are those your real breasts? (me) They are ya (Guy) Do you want to come upstairs and I'll show ya my tights? (In loafers at the bar, lol!!) #4 - Your have dacent tits, if you were a lezzer I'd have you pinned to the bar and the taps won't be the only think dripping (Instinct, lesbian experience, I've had quiet a few actually ) #5 - My friend thinks your really sexy, he'd do anything for a shag off ya (me) *Flicks hair* oh right...(guy) ya anything he's fucking gagging (me) I may have one or two surprises (hehe ) (Guy) ya? (me) oh ya...like my...(Guy) JESUS CHRIST!!!!
I don't think anybody has ever used any chat up lines of that type to me at all.Either that or i'm extremely,and i mean EXTREMELY,slow on the uptake.
People seem to be listing the old generic ones that people say as jokes... or have people actually said that!? :O as if somebody would realistically say something like that... I've never experienced it anyway! ()
Chat up lines used on me... some of which have worked. Do you come here often? So your a pharmacist? (I am in my fuck) The tan you recommended was great. (strangest one ever) So your in Fine Gael? Thats all I can think of right now.
Chat up lines used by spiller: "Hi, I'm Louis Theroux. You might remember me from such BBC documentaries as Louis Theroux: Gambling in Las Vegas and The Most Hated Family in America"
Hi I like you... It worked haha OMG I love your chest hair *thanks i think i might get it waxed* He was rough enough!!
"You look like Frodo from Lord of the Rings." i was like "whaaaat?".Thought he was talking about the fucking Orcs.Turns out it was Elijah Wood he was talking about which was fine by me lol.
Bloke: Do you have any pills to sell? Me: No. Bloke: Are you gay? Me: Yes Bloke: Me too! My first kiss.
Louis wants chocolates, and Roses but I always seem to get Silver mints and a bunch of 'Piss in the beds'' I think I've won this one hands down with my quote from the other thread Stella Mam: My son would love to fuck you LouisL: Bye bye Or how about ''I think you know my girlfriend, I'd love a go off you'' My fav is: ''I have being watching you all night and you seem to ignore everyone - I want you''. Well how can you refuse that!??? You have to laugh
"I know you probably get asked out all the time but..." I'm going to assume it was a compliment because otherwise he was just calling me a whore.
I put the STD in stud, all I need is u. Guy beckons my friend to come over to him with his finger. When the smitten girl eventually walks over to him he says "Ha, I made you come with my finger." She scored him that night.
