Used on me before: "Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Hubert?" Needless to say it didnt work.
no, the correct response was " bend over and spread em so" see if hes a one line wonder or has any comeback......or at least has a sense of humour, thats what he was checking with you too.[)]
a couple for the weekend ahead: -Did you fart? Cuase you blew me away. -You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? -i'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free. And my fav: -Do you have a Band-Aid? I hurt my knee when I fell for you. -Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas? -I bet your last name must be Jacobs? because I think your a real cracker. (I love the cheesy ones!)
here are 3 I'm easy. Are you? Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus. I want to write a poem on your body with my tongue. one totally worked on me.......
My penis has stopped breathing, D'you know cpr? My love for you is like Diarrhea... I just can't hold it in. 2 of which my friend told me today...
I would have......all over the guy who said that , i mean yeuch! what did he expect you to say, Ja Ich bin ein zen baby....aber kein amerikaner
at a recent work function I told a chef: 'you can roll my dough any time!' I was sober n dont no wher it came from!
I remember walking into that small gay pub off Patrick Street for the first time, place jammered. Nervous as fuck. Walking through the crowd a hand darts out among the mob and grabs me, a COG(Creepy Old Guy)'s face appears and says to me in creepy old cork man voice "You should come with batteries!!!" [3:-O]
OH OH one more working in Instinct on the floor collecting glasses in FULL uniform with Instinct written on my shirt, random turns around to me and goes "so......do you work here?" "No I fucking wear this poxy uniform for the fun of it, get out of my life"
" Would you like to go to bed with me" said after midnight in a normal busy bar by a tipsy work colleague from another dept you' know, but have never spoken to .... i think is a good chat up line needless to say i just said yeah and we discreetly left quickly....he is cute.... i think at the end of the day, if you like the guy, if he says...do you wanna watch paint dry with me...your going to go for it... if your not attracted to himyou wont, life is cruel like that [)]
