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Discussion in 'No Wire Hangers!' started by lex, Oct 3, 2005.

  1. twoleggedfrog God's nightmare

    WANT !!!
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  2. kierank01 Custom Title

    what's with the two taps?

    surely the chilled one should be for white, and the other for red, but there is only white in the top...
  3. irlmbi Well-Known Member

    so you can pour 2 glasses at once!
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  4. kanashimi Blithely dithering

  5. kanashimi Blithely dithering

    I don't know whats worse, the warning or the camp name....

    [IMG]
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  6. kierank01 Custom Title

    I know, but one is chilled, and one is not, and its all white wine.
    Am i being too pedantic for this thread?
  7. triton201 Digivolve into Ultimate!!

    Yes.
    Yes you are.
    Because maybe some white wine drinkers have sensitive teeth and don't like drinks to be freezing, cos then they're torn between the oomph of the alcohol and the owie, owie, owie of the chilled drink on their decrepit teeth. ;)
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  8. triton201 Digivolve into Ultimate!!

    I saw this.....and thought of Booty.

    [IMG]
  9. Shiva is a volcano of glitter!

  10. Serenitatis Knight Of Cydonia

  11. twoleggedfrog God's nightmare

  12. Invincible Girl Aloud

    ^^ Don't get...
  13. Serenitatis Knight Of Cydonia

    From what I can gather programming involves producing different effects depending on the situation. For example telling a computer program to take certain steps depending on the situation... Do X if conditions Y are met. The way way he interpreted his mothers wishes was to get a bottle of milk but if there were eggs at the store to get 6 bottles of milk
  14. fair_bad Well-Known Member

    Aren't you an english teacher? ;P
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  15. Raven221984 Well-Known Member

  16. LittleTimmy Ireland's Top Gay

    You're pretty right, it's a play on a particular type of programming error where "if statements" aren't structured properly. It cost me a month of my life at one stage while doing my PhD.
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  17. kierank01 Custom Title

    this is what the son thought:
    Code:
    market1 (void)
    {
     
    if (eggs==false)
    {
    purchase(milk,1);
    }
     
    if (eggs==true)
    {
    purchase (milk,6);
    }
     
    }
    return 0;
    this is what the mother meant:
    Code:
    market2 (void)
    {
     
    purchase (milk,1)
     
    if (eggs==true)
    {
    purchase (eggs,6)
    }
     
    }
    return 0;
  18. LittleTimmy Ireland's Top Gay

    Fantastic. I forgot how much fun programming could be.
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  19. Invincible Girl Aloud

  20. triton201 Digivolve into Ultimate!!

    Yes....but do you get it? ;)
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