Ok its easy to make a statement funny when you refer to sex or drugs or politicians? Any good jokes out there that you could tell a 7 year old? These are some of my favourites Whats orange and sounds like A Parrot Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler A Carrot Have you seen that new film about the tractor, Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler I have just seen the trailer. A disgruntled looking man walks into a doctors clinic with a sausage in one ear and porridge mashed onto the opposite cheek. The doctor says: Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler Let me guess, you arent eating right If you know of any more please do share.
How do you catch a unique rabbit? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler Unique up on him...
Why did the skittles go to College ? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler To become smarties ^_^ eh.. i cant believe i said it
What do elephants play in the car? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler Squash!!!!!
What did they call Postman Pat after he retired? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler Pat What do you call a fly with no wings? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler A Walk
What do you get if you cross a fart with a boomerang? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler A smell you can never get rid of...
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look, I'm changing. Gas about the Orange and Parrot! Most thread for spoilers?
How would you catch a tame rabbit? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler The tame way
What did the hat say to the scarf? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler "You hang around, I'll go on ahead" What do you call a woman with one leg? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler Eileen
Who's Mutya Bueno? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler A dog that likes eating Kinder Eggs
I cant believe no one has done this yet Whats brown and fluffy? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler brown fluff Hear about the magic tractor? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler went down the road and turned into a field
Or.... What's brown and sticky? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler A stick
A sausage and an egg were having a chat in a frying pan Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler Egg: Phew it's very hot in here Sausage: Wait til they take you out, they'll kick your head in Another sausage and an egg were having a chat in a frying pan Egg: Phew it's very hot in here Sausage: Jesus Christ it's a talking egg!!!
What do you get when you cross Mickey Mouse with an Italian dictator. Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler Mouseilini!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler To prove to the possum it could actually be done! Mwah
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler Because 7 8 9
Whats pink and fluffy? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler fanny rash
What do you call a sheep with no legs? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler A cloud
What do you call a fast paedophile? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler A spaedo!
My favourite: What's red, lives in a tree, and shouts "I'm an apple! I'm an apple! I'm an apple!!" Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler A mad tomato! What's yellow, lives in a tree, and is very dangerous? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler A banana with a machine gun What's yellow, and if it fell from a tree, it would kill you... Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler a JCB What do you call a 300pound deaf gorilla? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler Anything you want....it can't hear you. Why did Mary fall off the swing? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler Someone threw a fridge at her Mary had a little lamb, her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, between two slices of bread. Who is most likely to kill you in Subway? Spoiler (Move your mouse to the spoiler area to reveal the content) Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler Sambo! "Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Doctor" "Doctor Who?" "Oh, so you've heard of me then." Three fellas broke out from jail and were being pursued across country by the gardai with sniffer dogs. The first fella climbed a tree, and when the dogs came to it, he called out "Miaow, miaow" and heard the gardai say "Come away out of that, there's only a cat up there", before the dogs were pressed on. The second fella climbed a tree, and when the dogs came to it, he called out "Tweet, tweet" and heard the gardai say "Come away out of that, there's only a bird up there", before the dogs were again pressed on. The third fella also climbed a tree, and when the dogs came to it, he called out "Moo, moo".
