Rant Rant Rant for 2012

Paid my first visit to the revamped Mardyke Arena gym tonight, all very plush except that the showers only produced cold water & the water fountain outside the gym looked like it would take around 10 mins to fill a bottle! Are they trying to nudge people into buying water/sugary drinks I wonder?

+1 the showers being cold is awful... And I have to stand for 5 minutes to get water...

My actual rant is that I know a guy, and he's quite fuckable and I know he's gay but no one knows and I want to tell him I know so we can, well, ya know.

But I can't for the life of me figure out how to tell him! I think he might just close off and deny it if I do it straight out even though I now it to be a fact. Sadfaces all round!

Y know I've tried! But I was shifting a guy we both know so I didn't wanna make it weird with him! Lousy enough!

How do you know that he's gay?
Cos something could be workable...

Blackmail.

I hope you are joking....

Any excuse for a 1 on 1 situation? or meeting with peeps you can trust to f* off early enough to give you a free field?

surely its because he has a limp wrist and a lisp.

Angry,destructive people who go around bad mouthing you and projecting their anger and issues onto you.And it's been going on since before Christmas.Why like?Can't you just fuck off and be an adult and stop perpetuating your anger onto people who have never done anything to you?I know i might be tough but i'm as soft as putty as well and there's only so much a person can take.It's gone too far.

Do you like him.or just. Want to shag him? Only reason I ask is because what if it will b his first time? You don't wanna ruin it for him just because you think he's "fuckable".....

Just some food for thought..

Oooo my rant; Damn money needed for everything!

you could tell him indirectly, next time he asks "hows it going"?, tell him "There's this guy i know ...... ....... ......."

and see what he says

That's not very subtle though so it might make him feel quite uncomfortable
I don't see any way around this really only to wait. Everyone deserves to come out in their own time and not feel pressured.I'd thread carefully as he sounds very closeted.
Who knows, he might um.."open up" to you eventually

Mutter mutter work mutter.

F* cowards, and assholes, and above all, feck he who falls for them

was at dentist today , have to get a big filling monday
the receptionist told me to have a big breakfast because i wouldnt be able to eat for the whole day

i suppose i should arrange to meet my friends afterwards and let them take the piss out of my half paralysed face, and my inability to talk, i see drinks with straws and drooling.

Given that I don't drink I'm well used to drunk people but I hate messy drunks. One idiot last night spilled his pint on the back of my new jeans. He didn't even apologize, he just walked off the dancefloor as if it didn't happen and came back a few minutes later thinking no one would know it was him. hmmph

toothache

i watched the omnibus of celebrity come dine with me yesterday
i dont get it
why did they have a reporter? and he couldn't cook! and he was an obnoxious prat.
also as far as i could make out , 3 of them were gay, why did they get so excited when the model wore so little?