May the ghost of Margaret Rutherford rise from the grave and kick the living shite out of those responsible for this travesty. What next - Poirot played by Ben Afflick?
Well they just announced that for the Total Recall remake, it will not be on Mars and Colin Farrell will take Arnie's place....
No doubt it will be set in the alternate world that is IKEA in Ballymun with some slight tweaking where IKEA becomes Wal-Mart and Ballymun is actually in southern California (will be filmed in Vancouver). I do wonder about film biz bods - imagine the pitch: producer: 'yeah, we got this great idea to re-imagine a classic Christie story'. Studio exec: 'Who?' P :' Agatha Christie, you know. That broad who wrote all of those murder mysteries. She's dead so there are no copyright issues'. SE : 'Nice!. What kinda stuff did she do? Detectives with OCD? Addiction issues? History of abuse? Psychotic serial killers? - what's her hook?' P: 'um...well...its a little old spinster lady who wears tweed and is a total busybody and lives in a cute little British village...' SE : 'So - its Angela Lansbury. You gotta be kidding me!' P: 'ha ha ha. Angela Lansbury - gee, you are so genuinely funny. See, we wanna re-imagine it so the little old lady - heck lets just call her Angela - is going to be a young, fit, sexy American!' SE: 'Hmmmm...a young, fit, sexy, American crime fighting chick...I LOVE IT!'
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I was joking and now karma decided to reward my feeble jest with this horrific news: Affleck in running for 'Great Gatsby' role Friday, April 08, 2011 - 11:46 AM Ben Affleck is in talks to take on the role of Tom Buchanan in 'The Great Gatsby'. The 'Town' actor has reportedly been approached to star as the protagonist Jay Gatsby's (Leonardo DiCaprio) arch-rival Tom Buchanan in Baz Luhrmann's upcoming adaptation of the F. Scott Fitzgerald novel which will also star Carey Mulligan as Daisy Buchanan. Read more: http://www.irishexaminer.ie/breakin...r-great-gatsby-role-500441.html#ixzz1IvioZ1Zk
I repeat NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Bonham Carter in frame for Miss Havisham role Friday, April 15, 2011 - 10:06 AM Helena Bonham Carter is in negotiations to star as Miss Havisham in a movie version of Charles Dickens' 'Great Expectations'. Read more: http://www.irishexaminer.ie/breakin...-miss-havisham-role-501404.html#ixzz1JaItQiPz
Delete your earlier statement quick, before Angelina Jolie is Lady Macbeth and Mark Wahlberg as Macbeth, and the 3 witches turn out to be Lindsy Lohan, Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian.
Yup its that time of year again, the new fall schedule for 2011 has been announced. Here are the trailers for the shows from all the main networks, dont get too attached as many of these shows will be cancelled! CBS 2 BROKE GIRLS A GIFTED MAN PERSON OF INTEREST HOW TO BE A GENTLEMAN UNFORGETTABLE ABC WORK IT SUBURGATORY APARTMENT 23 SCANDAL THE RIVER GOOD CHRISTIAN BELLES MAN UP LAST MAN STANDING REVENGE PAN AM ONCE UPON A TIME CHARLIE'S ANGELS
FOX THE FINDER TERRA NOVA THE NEW GIRL I HATE MY TEENAGE DAUGHTER NBC SMASH AWAKE BENT ARE YOU THERE VODKA, IT'S ME, CHELSEA GRIMM PRIME SUSPECT WHITNEY FREE AGENTS UP ALL NIGHT THE PLAYBOY CLUB THE CW RINGER THE SECRET CIRCLE HEART OF DIXIE
5 of which I'm looking forward to the most Charlie's Angels Smash Awake Grimm Ringer So gonna be cancelled A gifted man Person of interest How to be a gentleman Scandal The River Last Man Standing Terra Nova I hate my teenage daughter Hello Vodka, its me Chelsea
Just watched Ringer. Not too bad but fairly predicable. There are a few scenes on a speedboat which were obviously filmed on a stage. It's so badly done it's comical.
^ Sometimes she comes out with some Buffy-isms which threw me off and forget what I'm watching. Like the music in it though. ---- Whitney, turned it off after 5mins, awful 2 Broke Girls, I laughed 2 whole times. I haven't bothered with anything else as yet.
